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CNN Equality Town Hall Cold Open - SNL

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Oct 12, 2019

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  • [ LAUGHTER ] >>> ONE STAGE, NO ROOM.
  • LAST ONE STANDING GETS THE OH, SO, ILLUSIVE -- A CNN TOWN HALL
  • EQUALITY AMERICA WITH ANDERSON COOPER.
  • [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> GOOD EVENING.
  • I'M ANDERSON COOPER. THIS TOWN HALL WILL DISCUSS
  • ISSUES AFFECTING OUR COMMUNITY. LGBTQ AND GIRLS IN PRIMETIME.
  • IT WILL BE TWICE AS LONG AS THE DEBATES WITH NONE OF THE
  • URGENCY, AND SINCE WE'LL NEVER DO THIS AGAIN, WE'RE GOING TO GO
  • ALL-OUT. SO, TO HELP US ANNOUNCE THE
  • CANDIDATES, IT'S BILLY PORTER FROM "POSE."
  • >> HELLO! HELLO.
  • YES. HELLO, ANDERSON.
  • CATEGORY IS VANDERBILT DYNASTY, NEWS REALNESS.
  • >> YES, GOD. NOW BILLY, PLEASE INTRODUCE OUR
  • FIRST CANDIDATE. >> OKAY.
  • YES. HE MAY LIVE IN THE PROJECTS, BUT
  • LADIES, HE AIN'T NO PROJECT. IT'S SENATOR CORY BOOKER.
  • [ APPLAUSE ] >> OKAY.
  • THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, SENATOR BOOKER.
  • >> MY GIRLFRIEND WAS IN "RENT" SO YEAH, I GET IT.
  • >> FIRST QUESTION. >> HI SENATOR.
  • MY QUESTION IS, HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN SUPPORTIVE OF THE GAY
  • COMMUNITY? >> ABSOLUTELY, YES I HAVE
  • NOTHING BUT RESPECT SINCE DAY ONE.
  • >> BUT IN 1992 -- >> UH-OH.
  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU PUBLISHED AN OP-ED WHERE
  • YOU SAID SOME VERY DEROGATORY THINGS ABOUT THE GAY COMMUNITY.
  • >> I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK I'M DODGING THE QUESTION.
  • SO I'M GOING TO GO NOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
  • >> OKAY. WELL, PLEASE WELCOME, PLAYING
  • WITH A HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE, MAYOR PETE BUTTIGIEG.
  • [ APPLAUSE ] >> YES!
  • THAT'S RIGHT. REPRESENTING THE HOUSE OF
  • BOOTY-GIG, IT'S MAYOR PETE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
  • >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
  • I -- I WENT TO HARVARD, BUT THEY DON'T TEACH YOU WHERE TO PUT
  • YOUR ARMS. >> OUR NEXT QUESTION COMES FROM
  • DANIEL. >> YEAH.
  • HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO THOSE WHO SAY YOU'RE NOT GAY IN THE RIGHT
  • WAY? >> YOU KNOW, I'VE HEARD THAT,
  • BUT THERE'S NO WRONG WAY TO BE GAY.
  • UNLESS YOU'RE ELLEN THIS WEEK. >> ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?
  • >> YEAH. ANDERSON, ACTUALLY I HAVE ONE
  • QUESTION. WHY AM I NOT WINNING?
  • I'M A VAET VETERAN, UNDER THE LEGAL RETIREMENT AGE AND WHEN I
  • TALK IT MAKES SENSE. IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME
  • >> NO -- NO. YOU'RE GREAT GUY, JUST LIKE, AS
  • A FRIEND, NOT FOR PRESIDENT. >> OH.
  • YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE. >> CAN I CALL YOU AN UBER?
  • >> OH NO. I DROVE.
  • >> OKAY. >> WELL, I HOPE YOU DIDN'T FILL
  • UP ON SNACKS, BECAUSE NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE MEAT AND POTATOES.
  • >> WARRENING -- WARRENING -- IN HERE!
  • SHE'S GOT A PLAN FOR THE FUTURE! IT'S ELIZABETH WARREN!
  • [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> THANK YOU, BILLY.
  • THANK YOU, ANDERSON. I AM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE.
  • I HAD SOME APPLES SLICES BACKSTAGE, AND THEY'RE HITTING
  • ME LIKE COCAINE! YOU KNOW, I AM NOT A LESBIAN,
  • BUT ALL THE INGREDIENTS ARE THERE.
  • LET'S GO. WHEW!
  • >> AND WHO WOULD LIKE TO ASK A QUESTION?
  • >> SO, SENATOR, LET'S SAY YOU'VE BEEN ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL.
  • >> YEAH, I HAVE. I SURE HAVE.
  • >> HOW WOULD YOU RESPOND IF SOMEONE SAID TO YOU, I'M
  • OLD-FASHIONED AND MY FAITH TEACHES ME THAT MARRIAGE IS
  • BETWEEN ONE MAN AND ONE WOMAN? >> LOOK, WELL, I'M GOING TO
  • ASSUME IT'S A GUY ASKING. >> OH, SNAP!
  • THE LIBRARY IS OPEN, AND YOU ABOUT TO GET READ!
  • . >> I WOULD SAY, SIR, TELL ME
  • YOUR BUS STOP, BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU GET OFF.
  • WHAT ELSE? WHAT ELSE?
  • IF SOMEONE DOESN'T WANT TO SERVE GAY PEOPLE AT THEIR SMALL
  • BUSINESS I BET THAT'S NOT THE ONLY THING THAT'S SMALL.
  • AND WHEN PEOPLE SAY, GAY AND IN FRANCE PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE
  • INCLUDED IN CIVIL RIGHTS PROTECTIONS.
  • WELL, I WISH THEIR PARENTS HAD USED PROTECTION.
  • ♪ YEA, WHOA, OOH ♪♪♪ >> OKAY.
  • >> WORK IT OUT, WORK IT OUT! NOW FROM THE HOUSE OF URBAN
  • DELICIOUSNESS IS JULIAN CASTRO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
  • >> SO HAPPY TO BE HERE, AND LOOK, I EVEN GOT A PARTICIPATION
  • RIBBON. [ LAUGHTER ]
  • NOW, COME ON. CUT TO THE CHASE.
  • WHEN DO THE "QUEER EYES" GUYS COME OUT?
  • I WANT TO GO ROCK CLIMBING WITH KARAMO.
  • >> THIS ISN'T "QUEER EYE" SENATOR.
  • >> ACTUALLY IT'S SECRETARY. >> I WOULDN'T TELL PEOPLE THAT.
  • >> OKAY, NEXT QUESTION. >> MY QUESTION IS, IF ELECTED
  • WHAT WILL YOU DO TO BRING QUEER VOICES TO YOUR CABINET?
  • >> WELL, FIRST OF ALL, GRACIAS. AS A DEMOCRAT, I WANT TO
  • APOLOGIZE FOR NOT BEING GAY, BUT I PROMISE TO DO BETTER
  • IN THE FUTURE. HOWEVER, I AM LATINO, WHICH WE
  • CAN ALL AGREE IS SOMETHING. LOOK, I'M YOUNG.
  • I'M DIVERSE. I'M LATINOBAMA.
  • LET'S GET THE HASHTAG GOING -- #LATINOBAMA.
  • >> ANYTHING ELSE YOU'D LIKE TO SAY?
  • >> YOU KNOW THERE WAS ONCE ANOTHER MAN WHO LEFT HIS MARK ON
  • THIS NATION'S HISTORY, BUT HE NEVER BECAME PRESIDENT.
  • ♪♪♪ >> HOE HOW SO?
  • >> REALLY? [ APPLAUSE ]
  • >> COME ON! >> THANK YOU, SECRETARY.
  • >> REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR ME FOR VICE PRESIDENT -- I MEAN,
  • PRESIDENT. YES, YES, YES!
  • >> AND NOW THE DELAWARE DADDY WHO'S ONLY VICE IS THE CHOO CHOO
  • TRAIN! IT'S VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN,
  • Y'ALL! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
  • >> HI, ANDERSON. GOOD TO SEE YOU.
  • I AM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE. >> TOO CLOSE, MR. VICE
  • PRESIDENT. TOO CLOSE.
  • HOW ARE YOU TONIGHT? >> I'M GLAD TO BE HERE.
  • THE VAST MAJORITY OF PEOPLE IN AMERICA ARE NOT HOMOPHOBIC.
  • THEY'RE JUST SCARED OF GAY PEOPLE.
  • >> THAT'S WHAT HOMOPHOBE MEANS, JOE.
  • >> LOOK, YOU KNOW ME. I BELIEVE THEY'RE ALL GAY,
  • WHETHER GAY, TRANSGENDER OR QUEER, YOU'RE OKAY WITH JOE.
  • I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A SECOND TO RESET AND GO TO AN AUDIENCE
  • QUESTION. >> HI, MR. PRESIDENT.
  • >> OH, LOOK AT YOU. IF I TOLD YOU, YOU HAD A
  • BEAUTIFUL BODY, WOULD YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME?
  • >> SURE. MR. VICE PRESIDENT --
  • [ LAUGHTER ] -- HOW CAN YOU DEFEND THE
  • PASSPORT OF DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL?
  • I'M GLAD YOU HAVE HAD THAT QUESTION AND LET ME ANSWER BY
  • TELLING YOU A FALSE MEMORY. NOW, THE YEAR WAS 19 --
  • 26, AND I WAS WITH MY FATHER DOWNTOWN DOVER, AND WE SEE TWO
  • VERY WELL DRESSED MEN -- VERY WELL DRESSED MEN.
  • YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY WELL DRESSED?
  • RIGHT? ANYWAY --
  • WHO'S NERVOUS ABOUT THIS STORY? SHOW OF HANDS.
  • >> WE'RE ALL NERVOUS, JOE. >> THEN I'LL KEEP GOING.
  • AND THESE MEN TURNED THE CORNER AND KISSED.
  • AND I TURNED TO MY DADDY AND SAID, "WHAT THE HUH?"
  • AND HE SAID, "BABY, THEY WERE BORN THIS WAY."
  • AND THAT WAS DELAWARE 19 CLICKITY CLACK.
  • >> OKAY. >> THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
  • >> WE ALL KNOW I'M YOUR GUY. SO IN CLOSING, EVER BEEN KISSED
  • BY A VP BEFORE? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
  • >> I THINK WE'RE DONE HERE. >> YEAH, AND --
  • >> All: LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT"!

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At CNN’s Equality Town Hall 2020 candidates Cory Booker (Chris Redd), Pete Buttigieg (Colin Jost), Elizabeth Warren (Kate McKinnon), Julian Castro (Lin-Manuel Miranda), Joe Biden (Woody Harrelson) discuss LGBTQ issues.

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