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Chance the Rapper Carpool Karaoke

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  • THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK.
  • I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE IT.
  • >> NO PROBLEM, MAN.
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: DO YOU MIND IF WE
  • LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC?
  • >> YEAH, LET'S GO.
  • >> James: LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON THE RADIO.
  • ♪ ♪
  • OH, YEAH.
  • ♪ IF YOU BLINK YOU MIGHT MISS IT YOU GOTTA CLICK IT OR TICKET
  • ♪ YOU GOTTA GO GET TO GETTIN' BEFORE IT'S GONE
  • >> James: HANG ON.
  • SO, RIGHT, START AGAIN.
  • TELL ME WHAT THE LYRICS ARE.
  • >> IT'S REALLY FAST.
  • IT'S, IF YOU BLINK, YOU MIGHT MISS IT.
  • YOU'VE GOT TO CLICK IT OR TICKET.
  • YOU'VE GOT TO GO GET THE GETTING BEFORE IT'S GONE.
  • >> James: LET'S TRY AGAIN.
  • OKAY.
  • >> James: HERE WE GO.
  • COME ON.
  • ♪ >> IT COMES AT YOU FAST.
  • IF YOU BLINK YOU WILL MISS IT.
  • ♪ IF YOU BLINK YOU MIGHT MISS IT YOU GOTTA CLICK IT OR TICKET
  • ♪ YOU GOTTA GO GET TO GETTIN' BEFORE IT'S GONE
  • ♪ END IT QUICKLY AS IT BEGUN LIFE IS SHORT AS A MIDGET
  • BUT MINE'S A LITTLE LEBRON ♪ BEEN A MINUTE SINCE
  • EMINEM WAS A BLONDE ♪ I NEED A PEACE PRIZE
  • MOM INVENTED THE BOMB ♪ A WANTED MORE
  • I WOULD ONLY SIT ON THE LAWN ♪ A UP NEXT
  • LIKE STRONGLY SCENTED COLOGNES ♪ I'M 'BOUT TO BOOK A SHOW AT
  • THE DIMMSDALE DIMMADOME ♪ I STILL COULD HIT UP SONY
  • TODAY AND GET A LOAN ♪ AND SHOUT OUT TO MISS
  • SYLVIA RHONE, WE GET ALONG ♪ BUT THAT BOY ADVANCE
  • GOTTA BE BIGGER THAN DIDDY KONG ♪ I NEED STOCK
  • AND IT GOTTA BE PIPPI LONG ♪ CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP
  • BOPPIN' LIKE DIDDY'S SONG ♪ MY NEXT TOUR GOT EIGHT LEGS
  • LIKE DADDY LONG ♪ I'M 'BOUT TO HAVE TWO KIDS
  • THAT LIKE DADDY'S SONG ♪ WE CAN'T BE OUT HERE PLEASIN'
  • EVERYBODY ♪ OH, I
  • WE KW WHO WE ARE ♪ OH, YEAH
  • AND IF YOU WITH ME ♪ THEN I'M WITH YOU DARLIN'
  • YEAH ♪ BABY, ALL DAY LONG
  • COME ON ♪ BABY, ALL DAY LONG
  • OH, I >> James: OH, THAT IS HUGE!
  • YOU'RE SO GOOD AT RAPPING FAST.
  • ( APPLAUSE ) >> James: YOU HAVE A CLOSE
  • RELATIONSHIP WITH OBAMA.
  • >> OH, YEAH.
  • >> James: TALK TO ME ABOUT 2008.
  • >> I GOT AN INTERNSHIP AT OBAMA FOR AMERICA, WHICH IS LIKE ONE
  • OF THE CAMPAIGN OFFICES WHERE THEY, LIKE, YOU KNOW, DO PHONE
  • BANKING AND YOU CALL PEOPLE AND SAY, HEY, WILL YOU VOTE FOR
  • BARACK OBAMA?
  • AND THEY HANG UP ON YOU OR THEY SAY -- NO.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: SO HOW CLOSE ARE YOU
  • WITH OBAMA NOW?
  • BECAUSE U'VE KEPT IN TOUCH WITH THE FAMILY, RIGHT?
  • >> I'M NOT CLOSER THAN, LIKE, I SEE HIM VERY OFTEN OR CALL HIM
  • OR ANYTHING.
  • >> James: HAVE YOU GOT HIS PHONE NUMBER?
  • >> I HAVE A -- NO.
  • SO I DON'T HAVE A NUMBER FOR HIM, BUT I HAVE A NUMBER FOR
  • HIM.
  • I HAVE A PERSON THAT I COULD CALL THAT WILL SAY, OKAY, I'LL
  • HAVE HIM CALL YOU.
  • THAT'S THE SAME WAY WITH JAY-Z.
  • JAY-Z AND BARACK OBAMA ARE VERY, VERY SIVMENT BOTH HAVE, LIKE, AN
  • ASSISTANT THAT YOU HAVE TO CALL, AND THEN YOU GET A CALL FROM A
  • PRIVATE NUMBER AND IT WANTS EITHER JAY-Z OR BARACK OBAMA.
  • I NEVER KNOW WHICH ONE IS CALLING WHEN I GET THAT CALL
  • BACK.
  • >> James: I FEEL LIKE IF I DID THATS PEOPLE WOULD GO, HE
  • DOESN'T NEED TO CALL ME BACK.
  • I'VE GOT THE ONLY ANSWER I NEED AND HE'S DEAD TO ME.
  • FORGET IT.
  • ♪ IF ONE MORE LABEL TRY TO STOP ME
  • ♪ IT'S GON' BE SOME DREAD HEAD IN YA LOBBY
  • ♪ YOU DON'T WANT NO PROBLEMS WANT NO PROBLEMS WITH ME, BIH!
  • ♪ YOU DON'T WANT NO PROBLEMS WANT NO PROBLEMS WITH ME
  • ♪ JUST ANOTHER DAY HAD TO PICK UP ALL THE MAIL
  • ♪ THERE GO CHANO RIDIN' THROUGH THE STREETS
  • THEY BE LIKE, "THERE HE GO!" ♪ ♪ ♪
  • ♪ COUNTIN' BENJIS WHILE WE MEETIN'
  • MAKE 'EM SHAKE MY OTHER HAND ♪ MILLY ROCKIN', SCOOPIN' ALL
  • THE BLESSINGS ON MY LAP >> YOU KNOW WHO I'VE GOT A
  • DIRECT LINE TO?
  • >> James: GO ON.
  • KANYE WEST.
  • THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
  • >> James: I HOSTED A THING IN NEW YORK ONE TIME AND HE WAS
  • THERE.
  • HE SAID, GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER MAN.
  • I WAS BACKSTAGE INSIDE.
  • I WAS, LIKE, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING.
  • GAVE MY NUMBER.
  • HE SAID, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A PARTY IN A STUDIO IN NEW YORK
  • LATER, DO YOU WANT TO COME?
  • I SAID, YEAH.
  • THEN I DIDN'T GET A TEXT AND SO I THOUGHT HE'D FORGOTTEN.
  • SO HE SENT A TEXT AT 3:00 A.M.
  • SAYING WE'RE GOING TO BE GETTING THERE IN AN HOUR.
  • I WAS GOING, DO I GET DRESSED AND GO OUT AT 4:00 A.M.?
  • >> I HAVE BEEN IN THAT PLACE.
  • KANYE WILL BE LIKE THE DUDE THAT WILL BE YOU LOOK METE UP WITH
  • HIM TO DO ONE THING AND HE'S SAYING I HAVE TO GO TO MILAN
  • RIGHT NOW LET'S GET ON THIS JET.
  • AND YOU HAVE TO MAKE A DECISION RIGHT THERE, DO I GO WITH KANYE
  • OR GO ON A DATE I PLANNED.
  • THEN YOU HAVE A SPIRITUAL BATTLE ABOUT WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT.
  • >> James: I'M IN THAT STORY -- I WANT THAT STORY WHERE OUT OF
  • THE BRING HE SAYS COME TO MILAN BUT I DON'T WANT MY LIFE TO BE
  • LIKE A HUGE MISTAKE, WHY YOU GETTING DIVORCED?
  • ( LAUGHTER ) SO KANYE'S GOT TO GO TO MILAN.
  • ♪ YUP, THAT'S ALL ME JUST KNOW, IF YOU CROSS HER
  • ♪ THEN YOU CROSS ME CROSS ME, CROSS ME
  • ♪ IF YOU, IF YOU, IF YOU, IF YOU IT'S FRED AGAIN
  • ♪ ANYTHING SHE NEEDS SHE CAN CALL ME
  • JUST KNOW, IF YOU CROSS HER ♪ THEN YOU CROSS ME
  • CROSS ME, CROSS ME, IF YOU, IF ♪ AND SHE AIN'T MESSIN' WITH
  • NO OTHER MAN ♪ RUNNIN' YOUR MOUTH LIKE A
  • FAUCET ♪ BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT MY
  • GIRL BEEN DOIN' CROSSFIT ♪ PEW, KUNG POW, HIT YOUR ASS
  • WITH A CROSS KICK ♪ PULLING HAIR OUT, WEAR YOU
  • OUT, YOU EXHAUSTED ♪ KNOW SHE GONNA SLIDE ANYTIME
  • ♪ KEEP A LIL' BLADE IN HER LIP GLOSS KIT, AYY
  • ♪ COUPLE OF THINGS THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW
  • ♪ IF YOU STILL WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH ME
  • ♪ JUST KNOW IF YOU CROSS HER THEN YOU CROSS ME
  • ♪ CROSS ME, CROSS ME, CROSS ME IF YOU, IF YOU, IF YOU, IF YOU
  • ♪ IF YOU CROSS HER TRUE,
  • CHANCE THE RAPPER IS NOT A FAN OF VEGETABLES?
  • >> WOW.
  • >> James: I READ THE OY GREENS YOU EAT IS LETTUCE ON A
  • BURGER.
  • >> THAT'S SO TRUE.
  • I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT THAT INFORMATION.
  • I DEFINITELY DON'T LIKE VEGETABLES.
  • I TOLD PEOPLE THAT BEFORE.
  • I DON'T KNOW THAT YOU KNEW THAT I SECRETLY EAT LETTUCE ON MY
  • BURGERS.
  • >> James: YOU HAVE LETTUCE ON YOUR BURGER AND THAT'S IT.
  • >> YEAH.
  • >> James: SO I'VE GOT SOME VEGETABLES IN THE BACK, AND I'VE
  • GOT THIS BLINDFOLD FOR YOU HERE.
  • >> WAIT, WHAT?
  • >> James: AND WE'RE GOING TO DO A LITTLE TASTE TEST.
  • >> I'M TE TERRIFIED.
  • >> James: I'M GOING TO GRAB THESE VEGETABLES.
  • >> I'M NOT GOING TO EAT THEM.
  • >> James: NOW, THESE ARE ALL BOUGHT FRESH, NOTHING TO WORRY
  • ABOUT.
  • >> ( BLEEP ), IT DOES SMELL LI VEGETABLES.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: NUMBER ONE, OPEN
  • YOUR MOUTH.
  • >> NO WAY.
  • NO WAY!
  • ( LAUGHTER ) YOU PUT IT IN MY HAND AND I CAN
  • FEEL IT.
  • >> James: THERE YOU GO.
  • WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT MIGHT BE?
  • >> WHAT?
  • THIS FEELS LE PLASTIC.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) I HONESTLY DON'T EAT VEGETABLES
  • AT ALL.
  • IT'S, LIKE, OH, IS THIS A CARROT?
  • >> James: IT IS.
  • ( BLEEP ) VERY DIFFERENT.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) OKAY.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) DEAR GOD.
  • >> James: HOW'S THAT?
  • IT'S SO GROSS.
  • >> James: REALLY?
  • ALL RIGHT.
  • NEXT UP.
  • NEXT UP.
  • WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT IS?
  • >> THIS IS A -- I KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT I DON'T EAT -- CELERY.
  • >> James: YES!
  • CELERY.
  • >> James: VERY GOOD FOR YOU.
  • COME ON, YOU GOT THIS.
  • >> YEAH, ( BLEEP ).
  • I THINK I'M DONE NOW.
  • >> James: I'LL GIVE YOU ONE OTHER TRY.
  • YOUAN GO WHAT ABOUT -- >> I CAN STILL TASTE IT.
  • >> James: A BIG PART OF THIS.
  • ( BLEEP ) -- ( LAUGHTER )
  • OH, IT'S A -- >> James: ( BLEEP ).
  • CUCUMBER.
  • SEEING THEM IN REAL LIFE MAKES ME DEFINITELY NOT WANT TO EAT
  • THEM.
  • >> James: HERE WE GO.
  • TRY THIS.
  • SEE IF YOU WILL EAT THIS VEGETABLE.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> YEAH, WHAT THE ( BLEEP ) IS
  • THIS?
  • >> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> OH, IS THIS CANDY?
  • >> James: YEAH.
  • YEAH, THAT WAS A TOUGH ONE.
  • >> James: YOU DID GREAT!
  • ( APPLAUSE ) >> THANKS, MAN.
  • >> James: YOU ATE ALL YOUR VEGETABLES, AND NOW YOU GET A
  • CANDY.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) I GOT MUSCLES LIKE
  • ♪ SUPERMAN TRAINER REAL REAL RARE LIKE
  • ♪ SUPER SAIYAN MANGA I JUMP STOMP-STOMP ON
  • ♪ LUCIFER, SATAN NOW I GOT A FEW RINGS
  • ♪ ON JUPITER SKATING I MEANT TO SAY SATURN
  • ♪ SWITCHED UP THE PATTERN SMOKING ON SOME
  • ♪ GOT ME HIGHER THAN A LADDER THANKS I'M FLATTERED
  • ♪ MY BABY MAMA BADDER YOU LOOK LIKE MICK JAGGER
  • ♪ OOPS, THE GREASE SPLATTERED OOH, OOH, HOT, HOT, OOH
  • ♪ JUMPING OUT THE GREASE IT'S A WHOLEOTTA DEGREES
  • ♪ 'BOUT TO COME UP OUT THE FLEECE, FLEECE, FLEECE
  • ♪ SHH I DON'T WANNA HEAR A PEEP
  • ♪ HOT DAMN, HOT WATER HOT SHOWER, HOTLANTA
  • ♪ SMOKING GREEN, CAULIFLOWER TANGERINE, YEAH, I CALL HER
  • ♪ SWEET AND SOUR AND MY LAWYER SAY IT'S URGENT
  • ♪ I'MA CALL HIM IN A HOUR ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
  • IS THAT THAT'S A GREAT TUNE, MAN.
  • NOW, A LOT OF YOUR SONGS FEATURE OTHER RAPPERS YOU FEATURE ON
  • LOTS OF PEOPLE'S TRACKS.
  • >> YEAH.
  • >> James: HOW DOES THAT WORK?
  • IS IT YOU JUST CALL UP 2 CHAINZ.
  • YOU GO, HEY, 2 CHAINZ.
  • >> HE GOES, TRUE!
  • I SAY, CAN I GET YOU ON THIS SONG?
  • HE SAYS, TRUE!
  • I GET HIM ON THE RECORD AND HE KILLS IT.
  • >> James: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN SOMEONE HANDS IN A RAP AND YOU
  • GO, I DON'T LIKE IT?
  • >> THAT'S A TOUGH ISSUE.
  • IN MOST OF THOSE CASES, I JUST DON'T PUT THE SONG OUT AT ALL
  • BECAUSE I'M SO NONCONFRONTATIONAL.
  • >> James: WHAT IF 2 CHAINZ FOR THAT DAY REALLY HAS A BEE IN HIS
  • BONNET ABOUT WAITING IN THE LINE AT C.V.S. THEN HAS TO GO DO THE
  • D.M.V. AND THESE SONGS ARE ABOUT REAL PROBLEMS.
  • >> AND YOU'RE ONLY TALKING ABOUT C.V.S.
  • >> James: YOU JUST ABANDON IT?
  • YEAH, FIRST I CALL HIM AND SAY YOU DID AN AMAZING JOB ON
  • THIS VERSE.
  • THEN I PLAY THE WAITING GAME.
  • WHEN THE ALBUM COMES OPENOUT I GO, I'M SORRY, THE SONG DIDN'T
  • MAKE IT.
  • AND THEN THEY GO, THAT'S COOL, I'LL USE THE VERSE ON MY CVS
  • CONGRESS I WAS MAKING.
  • I BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT ♪ I BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT
  • I BEEN DRINKING, HEY ♪ ALL NIGHT
  • I BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT ♪ I BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT
  • I BEEN DRINKING, AY AY ♪ ALL NIGHT
  • I BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT ♪ I BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT
  • I BEEN DRINKING, HEY ♪ EVERYBODY OUTSIDE
  • EVERYBODY OUTSIDE ♪ WHEN I PULL UP OUTSIDE
  • ALL NIGHT, NO ♪ EVERYBODY HIGH FIVE
  • EVERYBODY WANNA SMILE ♪ EVERYBODY WANNA LIE
  • THAT'S NICE, NO ♪ OH, NOW YOU WANNA CHILL
  • OH, NOW YOU WANNA BUILD ♪ OH, NOW YOU GOT THE BILL
  • THAT'S COOL THOUGH ♪ OH, NOW YOU GOT THE GAS
  • OH, NOW YOU WANNA LAUGH ♪ OH, NOW YOU NEED A CAB
  • THAT'S TRUE THOUGH ♪ ALL YOU DO IS TALK
  • I AIN'T GOT-- TO SAY ♪ CAN'T NO ONE GET IN MY CAR
  • I DON'T EVEN VALET ♪ LONG DISCUSSIONS
  • OH, YOU MY COUSIN ♪ NO YOU WASN'T
  • YOU JUST WANNA RIDE ♪ YOU JUST WANNA TALK ABOUT
  • POLITICS, CHICAGO-- ♪ AND ROCKET SHIPS
  • SHUT UP ♪ START DANCING
  • ALL NIGHT ♪ I BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT
  • I BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT ♪ I BEEN DRINKING, AY AY
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: WHAT A SPECIAL
  • INDIVIDUAL.
  • THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME.
  • >> THANK YOU, MAN.

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James Corden invites Chance the Rapper for a commute through Los Angeles that includes the two singing Chance's biggest songs, and James attempting to open Chance's mind about adding vegetables to his diet. And Chance tells James how he would handle getting a subpar verse from a collaborator on one of his tracks.

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Each week night, THE LATE LATE SHOW with JAMES CORDEN throws the ultimate late night after party with a mix of celebrity guests, edgy musical acts, games and sketches. Corden differentiates his show by offering viewers a peek behind-the-scenes into the green room, bringing all of his guests out at once and lending his musical and acting talents to various sketches. Additionally, bandleader Reggie Watts and the house band provide original, improvised music throughout the show. Since Corden took the reigns as host in March 2015, he has quickly become known for generating buzzworthy viral videos, such as Carpool Karaoke."