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Broadway Riff-Off w/ Neil Patrick Harris

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  • >> James: OH, WELCOME BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NOW SINCE
  • MOVING TO AMERICA I HAVE NOTICED THAT A LOT OF BIG COMPANIES USE
  • ACRONYMS FOR THEIR NAMES LIKE FOR EXAMPLE GEICO, THEIR NAME
  • ACTUALLY STANDS FOR.
  • >> HEY, CORDEN, OVER HERE.
  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
  • >> James: SORRY, NEIL, WHAT.
  • >> I'M SORRY?
  • >> James: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
  • THE TALK SEGMENT IS NOT UNTIL AFTER THE COMMERCIAL.
  • I'M ABOUT TO START DOING A BRILLIANT BIT OF COMEDY ABOUT
  • ACRONYMS, SO.
  • >> YOUR SILLY JOKES CAN WAIT, CORDEN.
  • WE HAVE A SCORE TO SETTLE.
  • AND IT'S ABOUT BROADWAY.
  • (APPLAUSE).
  • >> James: SO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, NEIL?
  • >> WHAT ARE YOU-- I SEE YOU GOING AROUND HOSTING THE TONYS.
  • ACTING LIKE YOU ARE THE ONLY TV STAR WHO CAN SING BROADWAY SHOW
  • TUNES.
  • SOME OF US, DUDE, HAVE ACTUALLY WON A TONY.
  • >> James: RIGHT, YES, SOME OF US HAVE.
  • I HAVE ALSO WON A TONY AWARD MYSELF, SO.
  • >> YEAH, FOR A NONSINGING ROLE, BURN.
  • >> James: RIGHT, SO WHAT DO YOU WANT, NEIL.
  • WHAT DO YOU WANT?
  • >> YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO, JAMES CORDEN.
  • >> James: HANG ON, IF I'M READING BETWEEN THE LINES
  • CORRECTLY IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE WHAT YOU WANT IS A BROADWAY
  • MUSICAL RIFFOFF S THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT.
  • >> James: STOP IT WE CAN'T.
  • >> WHY.
  • >> James: WE CANNOT HAVE A PROPER RIPOFF.
  • >> WHY.
  • >> James: BECAUSE THE FILHARMONIC AN HERE TO SING THE
  • BACK UP FOR US.
  • SO I'M SORRY, WE WILL HAVE TO GO BACK.
  • >> U M, AREN'T THEY THOUGH?
  • >> James: HEY, FELLAS.
  • >> HEY.
  • >> James: DIDN'T THING YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT YOU WOULD BE
  • COMING DOWN TO THE SHOW.
  • >> NO.
  • >> James: WELL, YOU HAVE ALL WORN THE SAME OUTFIT TONIGHT SO
  • THAT'S EMBARRASSING.
  • ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS, HARRIS?
  • >> YEAH.
  • >> James: PATRICK HARRIS.
  • >> YEAH.
  • >> James: NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.
  • >> YEAH, JAMES PATRICK CORDEN.
  • >> James: WELL, MY MIDDLE NAME ISN'T PATRICK IT'S KIMBERLY SO
  • YOU LOOK STUPID.
  • (LAUGHTER) ALL RIGHT.
  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE READY FOR
  • THIS.
  • >> YEAH, I'M SURE I'M READY FOR THIS.
  • >> James: THEN LET'S.
  • >> GOOD COMEBACK.
  • ONE, TWO,.
  • ♪ FOR THE PEOPLE ALL SAID SIT DOWN.
  • ♪ SIT DOWN YOU'RE ROCKIN' THE BOAT.
  • ♪ THE DEVIL WILL DRAG YOU UNDER.
  • ♪ BY THE SHARP LAPEL OF YOUR CHECK ERRED COAT.
  • ♪ SIT DOWN SIT DOWN SIT DOWN YOU'RE ROCKIN' THE BOAT.
  • ♪ THE PEOPLE FOR THE PEOPLE ARE DEAD SIT DOWN YOU'RE ROCKING THE
  • BOAT.
  • ♪ YOU'LL BE SWELL.
  • ♪ YOU'LL BE GREAT.
  • ♪ GONNA HAVE THE WHOLE WORLD ON A PLATE.
  • ♪ STARTING HERE.
  • ♪ STARTING NOW.
  • ♪ HON CORDEN EVERYTHING'S COMING UP ROSES FOR ME NOT FOR YOU.
  • ♪ >> James: OKAY, WELL, CLEARLY
  • WE CAN BOTH SING THE CLASSICS.
  • >> YEAH.
  • ONE OF US CAN BROADWAY AIN'T NOTHING UNLESS YOU CAN BELT OUT
  • A HEARTBREAKING BALANCE ADD, OKAY, OKAY.
  • >> A HEARTBREAKING BALANCE ADD, REALLY.
  • >> James: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
  • >> GET READY TO SHED A TEAR OR THREE.
  • >> James: I'M READY.
  • >> ♪ SOMEBODY HOLD ME TOO CLOSE.
  • ♪ SOMEBODY HURT ME TOO DEEP.
  • ♪ SOMEBODY SIT IN MY CHAIR.
  • ♪ AND RUIN MY SLEEP.
  • ♪ AND MAKE ME AWARE.
  • ♪ OF BEING ALIVE.
  • ♪ BEING ALIVE.
  • ♪ BEING ALIVE.
  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
  • >> James: OH MY OWN.
  • ♪ PRETENDING HE'S BESIDE ME.
  • ♪ ALL ALONE.
  • ♪ I WALK WITH HIM TILL MORNING.
  • ♪ WITHOUT ME.
  • ♪ HIS WORLD WILL GO ON TURNING.
  • ♪ A WORLD THAT'S FULL OF HAPPINESS THAT I HAVE NEVER
  • KNOWN.
  • ♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
  • ON MY OWN.
  • ♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
  • >> ALL RIGHT, THAT WAS PRETTY.
  • BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, BEING A BROADWAY STAR ISN'T ALL ABOUT
  • BEING PRETTY, IS IT.
  • IT'S ALSO ABOUT BEING SEXY.
  • >> James: SEXY?
  • >> OH YEAH.
  • >> James: SEXY, YOU WANT TO SEE, YOU WANT TO SEE SEXY.
  • >> I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU TRY.
  • >> James: THIS-- THE [BLEEP] DID YOU JUST SAY?
  • >> I THINK WE ALL HEARD THAT.
  • >> James: OKAY, YOU WANT TO SEE SEXY, I'LL GIVE YOU SEXY
  • RIGHT NOW.
  • HIT IT BOYS.
  • >> James: COME ON BABE WHY DON'T WE PAINT THE TOWN.
  • ♪ AND ALL THAT JAZZ.
  • ♪ START THE CAR I KNOW A WHOOPEE SPOT.
  • ♪ WHERE THE GIN IS COLD AND THE PIANO'S HOT.
  • ♪ IT'S JUST A NOISY HALL WHERE THERE'S A NIGHTLY BRAWL.
  • ♪ AND ALL THAT.
  • ♪ JAZZ.
  • ♪.
  • >> I'VE GOT A SWEET TOOTH.
  • ♪ FOR LICORICE DROPS AND JELLY ROLL.
  • ♪ HEY SUGAR DADDY.
  • ♪ HANSEL NEEDS SOME SUGAR IN HIS BOWL.
  • ♪ I'LL LAY OUT FINE CHINA.
  • ♪ ON THE LINEN AND POLISH UP THE CHROME.
  • ♪ AND FUF'S GOT SOME SUGAR FOR ME.
  • ♪ SUGAR DADDY BRING IT HOME.
  • ♪ COME ON SUGAR DAD CORDEN BRING ME HOME.
  • ♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
  • OKAY, WOW, YOU'VE DONE IT YOU'VE BEAT ME.
  • WHAT AM I EVEN-- WHAT AM I EVEN DOING.
  • YOU GOT ME THINKING MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GIVE UP ON MUSICAL
  • THEATER ENTIRELY.
  • >> JAMES, WAIT.
  • WAIT, YOU CAN'T.
  • >> James: NO, I'M A COMPLETE FRAUD.
  • >> YOU'RE NOT.
  • >> James: NO, I AM.
  • AS LONG AS YOU'RE AROUND, I SHOULD JUST STOP SINGING SHOW
  • TUNES.
  • (LAUGHTER) >> LOOK AT US ALL.
  • ACTING REALLY HARD RIGHT HERE.
  • (LAUGHTER) WHAT IF, WHAT IF WE DID A SONG
  • TOGETHER?
  • TOGETHER.
  • COME ON.
  • COME ON, YOU CAN'T THROW IN THE TOWEL.
  • YOU CAN'T THROW AWAY YOUR SHOT.
  • >> James: I'M NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT I AM NOT THROWING
  • AWAY MY SHOT.
  • >> I'M JUST LIKE MY COUNTRY I'M YOUNG SCAPE AND HUNGRY AND I'M
  • NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOTD.
  • >> I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT, NO, I AM NOT THROWING AWAY
  • MY SHOTD.
  • HEY QULO I'M JUST LIKE MY COUNTRY I'M YOUNG, SCRAPPY AND
  • HUNGRY AND I'M NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT I AM PAST PATIENTLY
  • WAITIN, I'M PASSIONATELY SMASHIN EVERY EXPECTATION, EVERY
  • ACTION'S AN AK OF CREATION.
  • >> I'M LAUGHING IN THE FACE OF CAB ULTS AND SOR ROW, FOR THE
  • FIRST TIME I'M THINKING PAST TOMORROWS.
  • >> AND I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT, I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY
  • SHOT, HEYIO I'M VUS LIKE MY COUNTRY I'M YOUNG SCRAPPY AND
  • HUNGRY I'M NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT.
  • >> WE'RE GOING RISEUP.
  • >> TIME TO TAKE A SHOT.
  • >> WE'RE GONNA RISE UP, RIGHT UP.
  • >> TIME TO TAKE A SHOT.
  • ♪ TIME TO TAKE A SHOT, TIME TO TAKE A SHOT.
  • ♪ AND I'M NOT THROWING A AWAY MY, NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT.
  • ♪ NEIL PATRICK HARRIS AND THE FILHARMONIC.
  • COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.

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Neil Patrick Harris interrupts James during the show challenging him to a riff-off to settle a dispute and figure out who is truly more Broadway. Featuring The Filharmonic on backing vocals.

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