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Britain's Got Talent 2019 The Queen Comedian Full Audition S13E01

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Apr 07, 2019

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  • Ladies and gentlemen back on behalf of the Palladium Theatre. I
  • Пані та панове назад від імені театру Палладіум. I
  • Invite you to stand and welcome
  • Majesty
  • That's what is that wrong
  • That's right, mr. Cow and the boss is finally here
  • It's so good to see a member of the royal families sitting next to Simon it's lovely to see you Camilla
  • It is rare indeed for the sovereign to appear on such an insignificant occasion
  • But as I look down on your wall, I am happy to patronize you
  • Queens have always patronized the Arts and the arts have relied upon the support of Queens
  • It is with regret
  • Ladies and gentlemen, I have noted that recently Britain's Got Talent
  • has suffered enormously they have been far too many below average variety acts and
  • I'm not referring to Alesha Dixon
  • I'm sure you all agree. The plastic is the modern scourge on the face of this planet
  • of all the men and women of these islands no greater innovation has been made than by our
  • judging panel
  • Who have stored a great amount of plastic in their faces?
  • What direction
  • For their services to the entertainment industry and and dick as well as David Williams have been awarded OBE
  • Simon there is only one thing standing between here at the knighthood. And that's the Golden Bough sir
  • I have much pleasure, ladies and gentlemen and declaring the search for talent in Great Britain
  • officially open
  • I wanna treat
  • It's lovely to see you again ma'am, it was really really funny really unexpected I could just watch this forever I think
  • Love you
  • To say the most original funny most brutal ass loved it
  • I want to say thank you for finally agreed to come on the show after all these years and you're funny. I didn't know that
  • So now we get to the important part baby Your Majesty
  • It's a yes from me
  • Yes from me
  • Mom it's a yes for me
  • Or what you to perform the product review on the Royal Variety
  • So it's for yes
  • That's a good stop we have met before we hosted a TV show for you with all the horses you mean an
  • Anomaly here we go again

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