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Brad Williams Fun Size • Part 6  | LOLflix

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Aug 09, 2019

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  • There's a reason why something called the devils threesome exists, OK?
  • Alright, you guys got quiet.
  • You don't know what the devils threesome is.
  • OK.
  • It's OK!
  • I'll tell ya.
  • Regular threesome.
  • Two women, one man.
  • Gift from God.
  • Devils threesome.
  • Two guys.
  • One girl.
  • Alright, couple whores in the audience.
  • Awesome.
  • That's awesome.
  • You guys are down.
  • Perfect.
  • See, that's the thing and I'm not judging you.
  • I'm just saying like, most women, they, they say that.
  • They're like, Oh yeah, my man.
  • He wanted to do that.
  • He wanted to be in the devils threesome. No, he did not!
  • He did not want that!
  • No man wants that.
  • No man is having sex with a gorgeous woman like, You know what would make this better?
  • More dicks! No!
  • We do it because we just want to make you happy, ladies, and I know this because I've
  • been in a devils threesome before, OK?
  • Yeah.
  • Don't worry.
  • I'll tell you the story.
  • I was at a bar one night with my friend.
  • Just hangin' out.
  • We look over.
  • We see a gorgeous woman sitting all by herself and guys, back me up, you never see gorgeous
  • women just by themselves.
  • We're like oh my God.
  • We have to go talk to her.
  • One of us has gotta get her.
  • So, we both go up.
  • We start talking to this woman.
  • After about 30 minutes, she goes, Oh my God, I am taking both of you home. And we both looked
  • at her and went, Why? She said, Because it's always been my fantasy, I want two men to
  • turn me into the London Bridge. My friend is 5'10.
  • This is gonna be a Leaning Tower of Pisa, bitch, OK?
  • She's like, I don't care.
  • Let's go. So, I looked at my friend and said, Listen.
  • She's hot.
  • We're gonna do this.We're gonna do this one time. Then, we'll never speak of it again. Not
  • to each other.
  • Not to anyone.
  • So, we go back to her place to have the two and a halfsome.
  • I'll wait.
  • And then, now, guys, you have to understand, there are rules.
  • There are rules to a devils threesome, which you must follow.
  • Rule number one guys, is you look down and that's the only place you ever look.
  • Down.
  • That is it.
  • You look at your stuff, her stuff.
  • That's it.
  • You never wanna look up and be like, I'm having orgasm making eye contact with my best friend.No,
  • we do not want that.
  • Rule number two, pick which way you're gonna rotate.
  • OK?
  • At some point, you'll have to switch positions.
  • You're gonna have to rotate.
  • Pick which way.
  • Clockwise.
  • Counter-clockwise.
  • What are you gonna do?
  • Me and my friend did not pick the direction we were gonna rotate and all of a sudden,
  • we start switching positions, going around the same way.
  • Now, he's 5'10.
  • I'm 4'4.
  • Certain things are lining up with certain other things.
  • I'm not paying attention.
  • All of a sudden, I'm in the middle of an Indiana Jones movie, running away from the boulder.
  • What the shit!
  • Now, the woman is on all fours.
  • I run this way, hit her, bounce back, my buddy's not paying attention and just, ahhh!
  • Shit!
  • He paint brushed me.
  • But, did I quit?
  • No.
  • I didn't quit.
  • I don't care ladies.
  • I don't care.
  • I have one rule.
  • One rule in bed.
  • I don't cum til you do.
  • OK?
  • That is my rule.
  • I don't care that I have to do it lookin' like I'm in a battle scene from the movie,
  • Braveheart.
  • No.
  • I don't care.
  • And I tell that to some of my guy friends.
  • They're like, I don't know Brad, Sounds pretty gay to me.Listen.
  • We are all at least a little gay.
  • Alright?
  • We're all just a little gay.
  • Some are more gay than others and if you are, that's fine.
  • But don't try to be there like, No Brad.
  • I'm not gay at all. Really?
  • You've never once looked at a V-neck shirt and thought well, I think that looks good.
  • Pretty fn gay.
  • OK?
  • Pretty fn gay!
  • And I don't care.
  • You could be the straightest man on the planet.
  • You see a rock hard dick go inches from your face, there's a voice in the back of your
  • head that goes, Suck it?
  • I didn't do it!
  • Alright, I didn't actually do it.
  • But, as it was passing by, I thought to myself, I know what to do with that thing.
  • We're learning people.
  • We're learning.
  • You learned stuff from a comedian tonight.
  • You can learn stuff from the internet, video games, you can learn stuff.
  • Alright?
  • Ladies, I want your man to be better for you.
  • In order for him to be better, you have to understand how men learn, how men get better.
  • We don't learn through nagging.
  • No.
  • You nag, in one ear [pfft], out the other.
  • Doesn't work.
  • Understand this, ladies.
  • Your man is an incentive-driven creature.
  • Reward driven creature.
  • We like knowing that if we do a little something, we get something in return.
  • That's how we function.
  • You think about things like college football.
  • They can't pay the players.
  • So, what they do on a lot of teams, player does something right, goes to the sideline,
  • coach puts a little sticker on that fuckers helmet that tells the world he did something
  • right.
  • Perfect.
  • Ladies, you wanna have some great sex?
  • You should keep a stack of stickers on your night stand, ready to go.
  • A stack!
  • And have em in different colors, based on how good the guy does.
  • Have a gold one, a silver one, a bronze one.
  • A blue one that says participant.
  • Coach em up!
  • Coach em up, alright?
  • Men respond to those half-time speeches.
  • There's a reason why coaches give em.
  • They fire up guys.
  • So, ladies, you wanna have amazing sex, look at your man, be like, Hey baby, we're fn'
  • tonight, but, before we do, team meeting right now.Team meeting, OK?
  • Huddle up right now. I need you to know something. You gotta know something right here. You gotta
  • know this right here, this is what we play for right here.This is your p-sy, baby.
  • This is your p-sy. And it's in your house.
  • You have to understand something. Just because I say it's your p-sy doesn't automatically
  • always make it your p-sy. No.
  • 'Cause there are other men out there. Big men.
  • Strong men.
  • Handsome men. They wanna take this p-sy from you. They wanna take your p. Right now ladies,
  • start pacing.
  • Are you gonna let another man do that to you? Are you gonna let another man come into your house
  • and take what is rightfully yours? What you have rightfully earned? No.
  • You're not gonna do that.
  • You're the man I know. You're the man I love. You're going to stand up for this p-sy. You are going
  • to defend this pussy because when you're in this house, you must protect this p-sy!
  • holy shit!
  • Guys, if we hear that, we'll act like we're in the locker room before the game,
  • like this is what we do!
  • This is what we do!
  • And we will attack like never before.
  • And when we hit that right spot, just woo!
  • (Pop!) Sticker right on the head.
  • That's what you do, right there.
  • Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Brad Williams.
  • Thank you guys so much for coming out.
  • Thank you guys!
  • Thank you!
  • No, no, no.
  • No, we are not done.
  • Sit down.
  • We're not done, OK?
  • This is my first hour special.
  • I still wanna have fun.
  • Do you guys still wanna have fun?
  • Yes.
  • You wanna have fun.
  • You look like you wanna have fun.
  • You wanna have fun?
  • Alright!
  • F-kin' come on up here.
  • Come up here.
  • Let's have some fun.
  • OK.
  • Help her out.
  • There it is.
  • Here.
  • Here, there's a chair right here.
  • I want you to sit down right here.
  • Now, here's the deal.
  • This is my special.
  • This is a pinnacle for comedians.
  • We dream about this.
  • We gotta do something crazy for my special.
  • We gotta do something that helps you guys remember who I am.
  • How are we gonna do that?
  • I think I know what we're gonna do 'cause you guys are never gonna forget the night
  • you saw Brad Williams perform and then, at the end of the night, you saw this hot woman
  • get a lap dance from a midget.
  • That's what you guys are gonna say.
  • DJ!
  • Ladies and gentlemen!
  • Did you guys have a good time tonight?
  • I'm about to go have a good time myself.
  • We'll see you guys next time.
  • Goodnight everybody!

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Devil’s 3some gone wrong • Men need to be fired up lady’s • Brad Williams' infamous Lap Dance
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