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Blind Fast Food Sub Sandwich Taste Test

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12:09   |   Mar 07, 2018

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  • We always finish each other's--
  • Sandwiches.
  • Let's talk about that.
  • ( music playing )
  • Good Mythical morning.
  • On today's episode,
  • we're going under the sequined shirts on Etsy
  • and playing a game about the craziest bras we find there.
  • Yes, but first we wanna see how fast food sub sandwiches
  • stack up against each other.
  • It's time for...
  • That's right.
  • We are about top find out which sandwich chains
  • make the best subs,
  • and each sandwich that we are going to sample
  • will have ham, turkey, roast beef,
  • lettuce, tomato-- for yours but not for mine--
  • onions, mayo, cheese, oil, and vinegar.
  • Yes, we will taste and rate the sandwiches
  • on a scale from one to ten to see who makes the best sub,
  • but we're also competing to see who can identify where the subs came from
  • so one of us can be crowned the Sub King.
  • The subs that we are going to be sandwiching today are...
  • - Which? - Which Wich.
  • Let's do some eatin'.
  • As you can see, we can't.
  • All our subs are going to be brought to us
  • on the patent-pending Sub Sub.
  • Let's see it. Bring in the first sub on the Sub Sub.
  • Now, just to clarify, you can't see it.
  • No, I can't see it.
  • It has been determined
  • that we can use our hands because they're worried
  • that we won't be able to get an accurate bite
  • if we don't use our hands for it.
  • Oh. Don't use your hands to feel.
  • - I'm not feeling. No feeling. - Use your hands...
  • I'm doing it without feeling. Now, that's a fake sub.
  • - Oh, yeah. - That's plastic. I'm sure of it.
  • That is real. That's real.
  • I'm not feeling the sub. I'm just holding it.
  • - Rhett: Oh, gosh. - Link: Mm-hm.
  • I'm not feeling the sub at all.
  • Are you f-- is he feeling the sub?
  • No, no, no.
  • Don't cheat, man.
  • They can see you cheating.
  • Just because I can't.
  • Okay, this is a decent sub, yo.
  • I don't know, man.
  • Lots of bread on this sub.
  • I feel like the subs are gonna blend together.
  • I really feel that way.
  • Even though I did caress it quite a bit.
  • I feel like there wasn't anything that wowed me about that sub.
  • Being that it's the first one, when I'm trying to judge it on a scale of one to ten--
  • We always just give it a five to start with.
  • Five may become the new ten,
  • but for now, I'm gonna give this sub a five.
  • Um, it just was so average to me.
  • - It was average. - It was so average,
  • so I'm just gonna assume that it is average
  • and give it a five.
  • - Yeah. - Does that make sense?
  • And I have no clue where the sub came from.
  • It could be from any of them.
  • It could be from Blimpie, which is not even a choice.
  • No, it couldn't be.
  • Stevie: You guys wanna try and guess now?
  • - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah.
  • Okay, here we go.
  • Three, two, one...
  • - Which Wich. - Jimmy John's.
  • I don't know about the Jimmy John 'wich.
  • All right, bring in the second sub.
  • I'd like chips between my sub bites
  • 'cause I like to eat a little sub and a little chip.
  • Is this the bot-- What? Is this the-- Where's the--
  • I don't even understand this one.
  • ( muffled mumble )
  • ( grunts )
  • That's a better sub.
  • That is a better sub.
  • It's a juicy sub. Something's dripping on my arm.
  • That is a-- that is a good sub.
  • That is a good sub right there.
  • Never leave off the oil and vinegar from a sub.
  • It always makes it better.
  • Do I have any on my face?
  • - No, you're good. - ( laughter )
  • - Uh... - This is just so much better
  • than the last sub I tasted.
  • It was just better in every way.
  • Proportionally, the bread was better.
  • The bread was better.
  • The bread was a little bit hard on the outside,
  • soft on the inside.
  • - Eight? - I'm giving--
  • I was gonna say eight.
  • I'm not just trying to copy you.
  • I was also going to say eight.
  • - I recommend copying me, by the way. - Okay.
  • ( together ) But where is it from?
  • ( both fake chuckling )
  • Okay, I got a guess.
  • Okay? Three, two, one...
  • Jersey Mike's?
  • I wasn't ready.
  • There was a whole count and everything.
  • - Jersey Mike's. - ( laughter )
  • It is Jersey Mike's. I'm sure of it.
  • - Really? - I think it's the best.
  • They're so good.
  • I know that Jersey Mike's is good.
  • That's why I said it.
  • Sub it up.
  • ( pops lips )
  • ( sighs )
  • ( sniffing )
  • I'm gonna start smelling them.
  • I think that would give me something.
  • - Actually... - That's a good smeller.
  • I think it might- I think it might give me something.
  • Oh, yeah.
  • That was a flatter sub.
  • Oh-- I think I got too much.
  • This sandwich artist
  • went light on the mayo
  • and everything, really,
  • except the meat.
  • - So I'm trying to-- - It's not a bad sub.
  • It's not as good as the previous sub.
  • Yeah, they just-- they weren't as generous with the toppings,
  • whoever made this one, so...
  • I don't wanna judge it by that.
  • I don't wanna judge it necessarily by proportions
  • because I feel like that varies from location.
  • I wanna-- I'm trying to just go with the quality of the ingredients.
  • We have to rank it first, and I think it good, not great,
  • Six.
  • Um, yeah, I did not think that was--
  • yeah, I agree that it should be a six.
  • Wow, we're just agreeing. This is no fun.
  • There should be just one person in this show.
  • I'm not gonna agree with my guess.
  • I'm not gonna agree with you on my guess.
  • - Okay. - Oh.
  • Three, two, one...
  • - Subway. - Firehose.
  • Firehouse.
  • "Firehose" is not an option!
  • - Firehouse. - Automatic X.
  • Back 'er in.
  • You know, I just don't really like subs.
  • You don't like subs?
  • I'm just remembering why I haven't even one in, like, a decade.
  • I think a good sub is great because--
  • I like a toasted sub.
  • ...it's an excuse to eat chips.
  • I like a hot-- a hot sub.
  • - Oh, yeah. - This is different.
  • Now we're in a magical zone.
  • - Mm. - I need more of that.
  • This is distinctly different.
  • The bread is more shell-like.
  • - Oh... - It's still jam-packed full of nice flavors.
  • Man.
  • This is gonna bring you back on the sub train.
  • That's not bad for a sub.
  • I this this is a sub... period.
  • I think this is a sub I have not tasted before.
  • Do you like it? What would you give it on a one to ten?
  • - It is better- - I'm giving it a seven.
  • Gah, I was gonna give it a seven, man!
  • Frickin'...
  • We don't need two of us.
  • I was gonna give it a seven
  • because it's not as good as the one that was an eight
  • but it's better than the previous one, so that leaves me with a seven.
  • - Uh... - Bring it in so I can smell it.
  • I don't believe I've ever even been into this place.
  • and those Vine ads
  • didn't work for me, didn't help me get in there,
  • you know, when King Batch did that integration with this company.
  • You're on your own.
  • Link, you ready?
  • Mm.
  • Okay, I'm ready.
  • Okay. Three, two, one...
  • - Rhett: Jimmy John's. - Link: Which Wich.
  • I said the Which Wich.
  • - I haven't had that one either. - Me neither.
  • Bring it in.
  • What do you think the original intent
  • of designing a sandwich in this way was?
  • I like to think it was because
  • they needed to get it through a hole
  • - to feed to somebody. - Yeah, and mouths
  • used to be that big.
  • Like, mouths have gotten smaller over time.
  • There used to be subs, they go ( grunts ),
  • just put it right in there.
  • That's true. Oh, oh. Hm, dif--
  • This one's tall.
  • Uh-oh...
  • Now, this brings back memories of--
  • That's a good sub.
  • Like a good sub at a pizza joint.
  • Mm, that's a good sub.
  • Remember Lil Dino's?
  • - Lil Dino's! Yes! - Back in Buies Creek?
  • Doesn't it taste like Lil Dino's?
  • Did you ever meet Dino?
  • No, he was too small.
  • - Look right over him every time. - This is a very good sub.
  • Man, that's a good sub. I'm giving this an eight.
  • I don't even wanna overthink it.
  • For me, it ties
  • with the one that I thought was great.
  • But it was a lot smaller,
  • just like Lil Dino.
  • I'm gonna-- you know what?
  • I'm giving this a nine!
  • - Uh-oh. - I am so happy right now.
  • A sub has never made me this happy,
  • but I do not know where it's from.
  • I have a guess.
  • I have a guess because I-- of the oregano.
  • - I'm ready. - Okay.
  • Three, two, one...
  • - ( together ) Quiznos. - We agree?
  • Yeah, that's gotta be Quiznos, man.
  • It's Quiznos.
  • Because it feels somewhat nostalgic,
  • and it's been, like, 13 years since I've been to a Quiznos.
  • I didn't think I liked Quiznos.
  • - Last sub. - Gimme, gimme, gimme.
  • Take a little sniff.
  • Well, that's what I was expecting.
  • Smells like a sub.
  • What's it taste like?
  • It smells so different, though.
  • Oh, it's tall, too.
  • I think I'm licking that plastic.
  • I don't know how the sub under there works, but...
  • Good gracious, that's tall.
  • - Aah! - Hold on a second.
  • That's a good sub, too, man.
  • It took me a while to get it in my mouth.
  • Man, that is a good sub.
  • It was hard and soft at the same time.
  • The bread has a sweetness. Am I right?
  • You're right. You're not wrong.
  • I don't like that.
  • You don't like it.
  • I do not like the sweetness of the bread.
  • The sweetness of the bread. Like, I like--
  • I just like the proportions.
  • I like the way it-- the mouth feel of a sub.
  • Not something I thought I would ever say,
  • but I like it.
  • I like the way that it had ingredients poking out the side,
  • like, showing off a little bit.
  • - You know what I'm saying? - Oh, did it?
  • Meat hit my mouth first. I don't know about you, but...
  • Bread hit my mouth first.
  • What happened?
  • What did you do wrong?
  • Had to dig deeper.
  • - Uh, golly. - Uh, man.
  • I don't know if it's better than what I just had, though.
  • I am not impressed by this sub.
  • I don't know. Maybe...
  • - I don't know-- - I'm giving this a--
  • It's hard to judge a sub on one bite.
  • I'm giving it an eight as well.
  • Whoo! You're giving it an eight?
  • - Uh-huh. - I don't know.
  • I didn't think it was bad.
  • I'll give it a seven.
  • Where is it from?
  • This is not a familiar territory for me, this sub.
  • Yeah, that's why I gotta guess to a place that I've never been.
  • Okay, three, two, one...
  • - Firehouse! - Jimmy John's.
  • I said Firehouse!
  • He guessed Fire-- so we're gonna remove the blinds
  • 'cause we're done with the guessing and eating phase.
  • Oh, my gosh, I can't see anything.
  • Stevie, uh...
  • It's so bright here. Why is it so bright?
  • - Tell us where we stand. - I'm gonna give you
  • your scores first, and then I'm gonna reveal
  • what you thought was the best sub.
  • - Link: Okay. - Rhett: Okay.
  • Rhett, you got three correct.
  • - Ho ho ho! - Dang, you lucky.
  • If you beat that, boy, you deserve every bit of the Sub King.
  • I do not believe I came... close to that.
  • Link, you got zero correct.
  • Zero, man. You really ran away with this one.
  • So that means...
  • I'm gonna be the Sub King.
  • ...that you have been crowned Sub King.
  • Congratulations, Rhett. The big question is,
  • what did we rate as the best sub ever?
  • Okay, so your number two best sub
  • was the Which Wich sub.
  • - Really? - But your number one sub
  • was Jersey Mike's.
  • Yes!
  • Jersey Mike's is a good sub,
  • even though I didn't know which one it was, obviously.
  • - Yeah. - Whoo!
  • Link: Congratulations, Mike.
  • I hereby decree, as the Sub King
  • because that is what I am,
  • that Jersey Mike's is the best sub.
  • Please pay us.
  • - I will be eating some more-- - ( laughter )
  • Up next, we submerge an unsuspecting stranger
  • in a classic movie-makeover montage.
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Can we decipher the difference between Subway and Quiznos while blindfolded? GMM #1290.1
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