Black Dads Try Other Black Dads' Barbecue

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08:01   |   Jun 14, 2019


Black Dads Try Other Black Dads' Barbecue
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  • - What is goin' on here?
  • Is this a-, is this an Asian spare rib?
  • (chill music)
  • - My name is Marquis Sean Miles.
  • - Hey, what's up, I'm Reuel Belt.
  • - Hello, my name is Louis Macarthur.
  • - My name is Top Rope Zeus
  • and I am here to destroy all barbecue dads.
  • - All right, so without giving away all my secrets,
  • what goes into making a special barbecue
  • is the love you put in it.
  • You know, I think the biggest thing that goes into it
  • is just being honest about who you making it for
  • and what you want their reaction to be.
  • - I'm in love with the grill.
  • I kiss it before I start.
  • You gotta make sure you're connected with it, you're one.
  • - I also have the sandals, the brown grill sandals,
  • the Jesus 3000s that all dads wear
  • with the heel out,
  • and I make sure to always have a little bit of ash
  • on the back of my heel.
  • It's very important for the seasoning.
  • - (appreciative noises)
  • I just knew my beans were gonna be so banging
  • I forgot the ribs.
  • (chill music)
  • - These beans already don't look no good.
  • Little bit of those beans bruh.
  • (disapproving noises)
  • Naw.
  • - This looks like
  • somebody already took a bite outta this one,
  • and it look like he just,
  • he ain't try to give us the whole rib.
  • I'm a grown man and this like a little kid rib.
  • - Maybe I am little biased on my beans right now
  • I ain't even about to play with them things.
  • That rib is good.
  • It's like jerky, beef jerky.
  • - Because this is pink, this tells me
  • that this is not done, and it's tough.
  • Yeah we don't even have to go there for that one.
  • That's not edible.
  • - I'mma try it out but I don't know, I mean...
  • That's all right.
  • I think he went to try to put his foot in it
  • and maybe just put an elbow in.
  • - I don't even know if they cooked these beans.
  • You know how you just cook beans in a can
  • and just put them in there,
  • that's what they did.
  • You got another plate?
  • We'll put this to the side.
  • (laughs)
  • - [Producer] You not gonna try it?
  • - Naw.
  • - Yeah let me check these beans out now.
  • I don't know what he did with them beans.
  • They taste like nothing.
  • These taste like absolute, I don't even,
  • I'm not even going back.
  • Y'all can just...
  • Stick to the rib, bruh.
  • - On a scale of one to ten I'm gonna give this one a six.
  • It needs some seasoning or something.
  • - You forgot to say zero.
  • Zero, not even a one.
  • You lose.
  • That one right there, I'm sorry,
  • you can't even eat that, look at that meat.
  • Cook the meat, you had all last night.
  • - If they went back to the drawing board, let it marinate,
  • let the sauce get up in there, seven.
  • But he put the bean with it, ugh.
  • (coughs)
  • Mm-mm.
  • (upbeat music)
  • - Okay, the Denny's box.
  • - Oh, he got a whole dinosaur leg in this.
  • And he gave yams and greens.
  • Listen this definitely looks like one of them
  • real nice cafeteria places that you take your aunt
  • after a good church service.
  • - Let me show y'all this, this is-
  • Oh, oh, okay, okay, okay, I see you pops.
  • - I see everything that I wanna eat but some baked beans.
  • - So even though he gave me a whole Thanksgiving plate
  • I'm just gonna judge it just based off of what we going off.
  • We gonna see what's up with this big Jurassic Park rib.
  • - You can't let dads just be breaking all the rules,
  • even though he done brought this
  • big Flintstone rib up in here.
  • - Look man, say the rib gotta come off the bone,
  • fall of the bone rib.
  • - That's a real rib.
  • - I don't know if it's better than mine
  • but it's pretty good.
  • - Damn, he can come to the barbecue whoever he is.
  • Just bring these ribs and you can come to the barbecue.
  • - If I had to rate this rib at anything
  • I'd give it a strong seven.
  • I don't think you would get canceled at the cookout.
  • - I'll give this plate a nine
  • cause he got me thoroughly impressed.
  • This rib just keeps falling of its bone.
  • - You get a five out of ten bro,
  • because the rib is A+.
  • You ain't got no baked beans, the rib is fire,
  • so you gone get a five.
  • (upbeat music)
  • - Is that a hot dog?
  • What the...?
  • (laughing)
  • - Yeah I smell that,
  • that's sweet and sour, ain't no barbecue.
  • - What in the Panda Express is going on here?
  • Is duck sauce on the side of this?
  • This came with fried rice and a fortune cookie.
  • - What kinda sauce is this,
  • is this some sort of ketchup?
  • It's not cooked brother.
  • - This why people are vegan right here.
  • (laughs)
  • - I feel like the other dads, we not following directions.
  • It's barbecue ribs, just we...
  • You know what, I'm judging it too much.
  • - I don't know what this is, it should came with a label.
  • I'll try the sauce.
  • - We don't got to try it, right?
  • I think I'm just gone pass on this one.
  • Don't think nothing bout this look right.
  • I said I was gone try everything but I lied.
  • - That's kinda biting back a little bit
  • as it goes down my throat.
  • - And the beans...
  • Oh, naw.
  • - It tastes like potato salad.
  • - There is no spice to it, there is no seasoning,
  • it's onions, but they big onions.
  • He could've diced it a little bit,
  • cause if you at the cookout and you talking to a
  • you know, a little thing right there,
  • you say, "Hey, what's happening?"
  • She's gonna be outta there because of the onions.
  • - I'mma give it a one cause he came, but mm-mm.
  • I'mma pass on this one.
  • - I give this a two, I'mma tell you why man.
  • This is not a real barbecue spare rib.
  • This came with chopsticks and friend rice.
  • And if you on the East Coast,
  • it's a big tea that comes up in a plastic container.
  • - Scale of one to ten I would have to just give it a one.
  • (dramatic music)
  • - Ribs and beans, that-
  • I thought we were all on the same accord here.
  • - And I just knew my beans gone be so banging,
  • I forgot the ribs.
  • - He just gone bring beans up here, ain't like-
  • (laughs)
  • This negro right here man.
  • - Where the-, did he hide the r-, is the rib hidden?
  • - Lemme tell you something black dads,
  • show up to the cookout with a hundred black hungry people
  • with just beans,
  • brother you won't see another cookout, I tell you that.
  • - Let me just shut up and try this dude beans, he got some-
  • Lemme see what's going on with his beans.
  • Beans are not seasoned, people forget
  • you gotta season your beans.
  • - Mm-hm, this guy I think he tried to steal my recipe
  • but he left out the hot sauce.
  • - He probably tried to sprinkle some oregano on here,
  • either oregano or he dropped a dime bag in this thing.
  • - Considering that he didn't bring
  • meat to barbecue,
  • we're here for, I don't know if he grilled the beans,
  • let's give him a one.
  • Cause at least the beans were cooked
  • and he had something in them.
  • - I would have rather you shown up
  • with the ribs and not the beans.
  • Don't show up with your side chick,
  • show up with your main chick.
  • So yeah his overall score man
  • I gotta give him like a three and a half.
  • - If you force me to score this
  • based on the fact that he had no ribs I'm giving you a zero.
  • - My brother, I love you but...
  • We gotta do better if we gone raise these babies, baby.
  • We gotta do better.
  • (horn blows)
  • - The marathon continues, happy Father's Day.
  • I already know I'm the best out there,
  • that's what I claim every day.
  • Put love and put soul in your food and you'll win too.
  • (upbeat music)

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Four black dads battle it out for the title of Barbecue King!

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