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Bill Burr on Performing Comedy Around the World

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  • >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOIN'?
  • >> I'M DOIN' WELL.
  • >> Jimmy: YOU REALLY ARE THE
  • WHITE
  • WHITEST PERSON I'VE EVER SEEN.
  • >> I WAS BORN ON A YACHT.
  • IT'S ALL BEEN DOWNHILL.
  • >> Jimmy: I DON'T MEAN IT IN A
  • GENETIC WAY.
  • >> I DO.
  • I'M TALKIN' FULL-ON WHITE
  • PRIVILEGE.
  • I WAS STUNNED WHEN I FIRST HEARD
  • ABOUT WHITE PRIVILEGE.
  • I HAD NO IDEA WHAT IT WAS.
  • I THOUGHT, EVERYBODY DOESN'T GET
  • TO DO THIS?
  • >> Jimmy: IT SEEMS AS IF THE SUN
  • HAS NEVER TOUCHED YOU.
  • >> JOB INTERVIEWS RIGHT AFTER I
  • GET OUT OF THE CAR.
  • YOU'RE HIRED!
  • GO HOME, WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
  • YOU WANT AN OFFICE?
  • >> Jimmy: YOU WERE ON A STANDUP
  • COMEDY TOUR OF, IS IT THE WORLD?
  • >> THE WHITE WORLD.
  • I WENT TO EUROPE.
  • THEY PULLED BACK.
  • LIKE I WAS ACTUALLY DOING IT.
  • WAS IT A RACIST TOUR?
  • >> Jimmy: MAYBE IT WAS THE WHITE
  • TOUR.
  • >> THAT LEG WAS PRETTY WHITE.
  • >> Jimmy: MM-HM.
  • >> I WENT ON, WHERE THE HELL WAS
  • I?
  • I DID ENGLAND, ICELAND.
  • GETTING WHITER THERE.
  • >> Jimmy: UH-HUH, ICELAND, YEAH.
  • >> DID A CORPORATE AT SANTA
  • CLAUS'S HOUSE.
  • THE WHITEST DUDE EVER.
  • THEN I KIND OF DID, I DON'T
  • KNOW.
  • WENT TO GERMANY AND THEN, I
  • DON'T KNOW, AUSTRIA.
  • >> Jimmy: WHERE WERE YOU
  • RECEIVED MOST WARMLY?
  • >> AS FAR AS LIKE THEM GETTING
  • ME THE BEST?
  • >> Jimmy: YEAH.
  • >> I WOULD CALL IT THE MIDWEST
  • OF EUROPE WAS THE BUDAPEST,
  • VIENNA AND WARSAW.
  • >> Jimmy: WOW.
  • >> YEAH, THEY WERE LIKE THE SAME
  • KIND OF IDIOT THAT I WAS, AND WE
  • JUST LIKE LOCKED IN, AND I HAD
  • THESE, I WAS IN BUDAPEST ON
  • STAGE, I WAS LIKE, I COULD SHOOT
  • A SPECIAL HERE.
  • PEOPLE WERE GREAT.
  • THEY WERE GOING ALONG WITH THE
  • LAUGHS.
  • >> Jimmy: IT MUST BE REALLY
  • STRANGE TO BE POPULAR AND WELL
  • RECEIVED IN A PLACE WHERE
  • ENGLISH IS NOT THEIR FIRST
  • LANGUAGE.
  • >> YEAH, NO, IF IT IS.
  • BUT EVERYBODY HAS NETFLIX.
  • ALL YOU'RE GETTING ARE PEOPLE
  • WHO ARE IN TO YOU.
  • IT'S NOT LIKE I'M WALKING AROUND
  • HUNGARY, LIKE HEY, HOW'S IT
  • GOING?
  • THE PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME SHOW UP.
  • >> Jimmy: WERE YOU AT THE ROYAL
  • ALBERT CONCERT HALL IN LONDON.
  • WHEN I WATCHED IT LAST NIGHT, IT
  • WAS GREAT BY THE WAY.
  • >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
  • >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU WALK OUT, ALL
  • THESE ENGLISH PEOPLE.
  • THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE THERE.
  • THEY'RE THRILLED TO SEE YOU.
  • I WOULD IMAGINE THAT MEANS
  • SOMETHING MORE THAN GOING BACK
  • TO BOSTON.
  • >> YEAH, YEAH, NO.
  • IT'S VERY HUMBLING TO SIT THERE
  • AND BE LIKE ALL THESE PEOPLE
  • FROM THIS FAR AWAY WANT TO COME
  • OUT AND SEE YOU, AND THEN THAT'S
  • WHEN YOU CAN GET IN YOUR HEAD
  • LIKE DO I DESERVE THIS?
  • IT'S BEAUTIFUL, I'VE GOT A BUNCH
  • OF [ BLEEP ] JOKES, WHY AM I
  • HERE?
  • SYMPHONIES PERFORM THERE.
  • HEY, YOU EVER GO TO THE BATHROOM
  • AND JUST LIKE, THERE'S A LOT OF
  • THAT WHEN YOU TRAVEL AROUND.
  • THE FUN YNIEST PARTS, WHEN YOU T
  • REALLY FAR EAST INTO EUROPE,
  • THEY GET REALLY LIKE LOGICAL,
  • AND I REMEMBER BOMBING, I CAN'T
  • REMEMBER IF I WAS IN FINLAND OR
  • ESTONIA.
  • I WAS JUST BOMBING, I WAS LIKE,
  • WHAT'S GOING ON.
  • AND I NOTICED THEIR HECKLES.
  • THEY WERE LIKE TRYING TO SOLVE
  • THE PROBLEM OF THE JOKE.
  • LIKE YOU TELL A JOKE AND I
  • WOULDN'T GET A LAUGH, AND
  • SOMEBODY WOULD SAY, "VELL, VY
  • DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY YOU VERE
  • SORRY?"
  • .
  • IF YOU GET INTO A COUNTRY WHERE
  • THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN AN
  • AFTERLIFE, IT'S NO HEY, MAN.
  • IT'S JUST THIS EQUALS THAT!
  • >> Jimmy: THAT'S KIND OF FUNNY.
  • >> YEAH.
  • >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I WANTED
  • TO ASK YOU ABOUT, I KNOW YOU'RE
  • A BIG PATRIOTS FAN.
  • >> YES.
  • >> Jimmy: ANTONIO BROWN.
  • >> YES.
  • >> Jimmy: ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT
  • HIM BEING ON THE TEAM?
  • >> WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
  • WHAT I LIKE IS IT'S A ONE-YEAR
  • CONTRACT.
  • IT'S PERFECT.
  • LIKE A WEEKEND IN VEGAS.
  • NO MATTER HOW CRAZY SHE IS, IT'S
  • GOING TO END.
  • YOU'RE GOING TO BE ON THAT
  • SOUTHWEST FLIGHT.
  • BUT I THINK HE'S GOING TO BE
  • GOOD.
  • I THINK THERE WAS A LITTLE BIT
  • OF HIM, A LITTLE BIT OF THEM.
  • IT SEEMED LIKE THEY WERE
  • PARTICULARY TICKY
  • TACK FINING HIM.
  • LIKE IF THEY FINED HIM ENOUGH
  • THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO PAY HIM A
  • SIGNING BONUS.
  • >> Jimmy: IF YOU MISS PRACTICE,
  • YOU GET FINED, BECAUSE PRACTICE
  • IS KIND OF THE THING, RIGHT?
  • >> DRESS UP LIKE A PIRATE,
  • THREATEN SOMEBODY'S LIFE, COME
  • IN WITH BOOZE ON YOUR BREATH.
  • AS LONG AS YOU SCORE A TOUCHDOWN
  • YOU ARE FINE.
  • THAT'S THE WAY THE RAIDERS WERE
  • WHEN I GREW UP.
  • SO I WAS A LITTLE SURPRISED.
  • >> Jimmy: WERE YOU THRILLED WHEN
  • YOU READ THAT HE SIGNED WITH THE
  • PATRIOTS SO VERY QUICKLY?
  • AND TOM BRADY EVEN INVITED HIM
  • TO COME LIVE IN HIS HOUSE.
  • >> IT'S NUTS.
  • EVERY TIME I THINK IT'S OVER
  • ANOTHER GOOD THING HAPPENS.
  • >> Jimmy: DID YOU TAKE YOUR
  • FAMILY ON THE ROAD WITH YOU TO
  • EUROPE FOR THIS TOUR?
  • >> I TOOK THEM TO ICELAND.
  • >> Jimmy: OH, YOU DID?
  • >> YEAH, SO WHEN I GO TO EUROPE,
  • WE JUST PICK A COUNTRY WE'VE
  • NEVER BEEN TO AND WE HANG THERE
  • FOR SEVEN DAYS, GET ACCLIMATED
  • TO THE TIME OR WHATEVER.
  • YEAH.
  • WE WENT TO ICELAND.
  • >> Jimmy: WHO, JUST YOU AND YOUR
  • WIFE AND DAUGHTER?
  • >> MY PARENTS CAME, TOO.
  • JO
  • >> Jimmy: OH.
  • >> I WAS SMOKING A CIGAR, IN
  • REYKJAVIK.
  • I WAS SITTING THERE SMOKING A
  • CIGAR, AND THIS WOMAN APPROACHED
  • ME.
  • SHY
  • SHE WAS JUST LIKE EXCUSE ME,
  • CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR?
  • AND I WAS IMMEDIATELY WEIRDED
  • OUT, YEAH, WHAT.
  • CAN YOU PUSH ME DOWN THE HILL?
  • I GO, LIKE, WHAT?
  • SHE GOES, CAN YOU PUSH ME DOWN
  • THE HILL?
  • I'M LIKE, IS THIS SOME HIDDEN
  • VIDEO?
  • YOU'RE NOT GETTING ME.
  • I'M A GUEST IN YOUR COUNTRY, AND
  • SHE JUST WANTED ME TO ROLL HER
  • DOWN THE HILL.
  • SO I WENT, ALL RIGHT, THIS TYOU
  • DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
  • IF I SAY NO, AM I A HILL SHAMER?
  • IT'S LIKE, ALL RIGHT.
  • SO.
  • I'M LIKE, WHERE, CAN I TOUCH
  • HER?
  • SHE'S LIKE WRAY TO OLD, LIKE 30.
  • I PUSHED HER, AND SHE WENT
  • WEEEE, DOWN THE HILL, AND I
  • THOUGHT IT WAS OVER.
  • SHE ROLLS DOWN TOWARDS THE
  • STREET AND IT'S OVER.
  • SHE GOT UP, AND SHE'S SAYING OH,
  • IT'S SO WET, AND I'M DIRTY.
  • AND SHE STARTS COMING BACK UP,
  • SITTING DOWN TO TALK TO ME, AND
  • I DWRGOT ALL WEIRDED OUT BY T.
  • >> Jimmy: YWELL, YOU SHOULD HAV.
  • >> SHE WAS FROM POLAND.
  • THAT'S NOT HOW ICELANDIC PEOPLE
  • ARE.
  • >> Jimmy: SHE WENT FOR THE OLD
  • POLAND ROLL.
  • "PAPER TIGER,"

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Bill talks about being very white, traveling around the world for his comedy tour, the Patriots, and pushing a woman down a hill in Iceland.

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