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Bad Girl Talk Show - SNL

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05:04   |   May 11, 2019

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  • ♪♪♪ >>> ALL RIGHT.
  • WELCOME BACK TO "TRACY." ON TODAY'S SHOW WE'RE TALKING
  • MILLENNIALS GONE BAD. OUR FIRST GUEST, SHERMAN COLE
  • SAYS HIS 17-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER RAY-RAY'S OUT OF CONTROL.
  • SHERMAN, WHY DON'T YOU TELL US ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER?
  • >> WELL, TRACY, MY RAY-RAY USED TO BE SO SWEET.
  • SHE WAS A STRAIGHT-A STUDENT. THE TYPE OF GIRL THAT COULDN'T
  • GET ENOUGH OF KIDZ BOP. >> SHE SOUNDS LOVELY.
  • >> THEN SUDDENLY SHE STARTED SKIPPING CLASS, TALKING BACK,
  • CUSSING AT STRANGERS. >> OOH.
  • WOW. WELL, WHY DON'T WE GET RAY-RAY
  • OUT HERE TO EXPLAIN HER BEHAVIOR?
  • RAY-RAY, COME ON OUT.
  • ♪♪♪ [ BOOS ]
  • >> WHATEVER! WHATEVER!
  • Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ME. HATERS.
  • HATE ALL YOU WANT. YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
  • HATERS! >> BABY, PLEASE.
  • YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN? THE GIRL'S OUT OF CONTROL.
  • >> DON'T NOBODY IN THIS AUDIENCE KNOW WHO I AM OR WHAT I'M ABOUT.
  • Y'ALL JUST MAD BECAUSE Y'ALL BOOTIES SMELL LIKE BURNT BACON.
  • YOU DON'T KNOW ME. [ LAUGHTER ]
  • >> LET'S TAKE SOME QUESTIONS FROM THE AUDIENCE.
  • >> HI, RAY-RAY. MY NAME'S CARLA.
  • I KNOW YOU SAY WE DON'T KNOW YOU.
  • >> 'CAUSE YOU DON'T, BITCH! [ LAUGHTER ]
  • >> BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU'RE A GAL WHO LOVES TO LEARN.
  • >> OKAY. TRUE.
  • >> BUT ONLY WHEN YOU FEEL YOU'RE BEING CHALLENGED BY A TEACHER OR
  • MENTOR YOU ADMIRE. >> YOU RIGHT.
  • >> STANDARDIZED TESTS AREN'T YOUR FORTE BUT YOU WORK HARD AT
  • THEM AND EXCEL. >> YEAH, THAT'S ME.
  • [ APPLAUSE ] >> YOU KNOW SHE GOT A 1450 ON
  • HER PRE-S.A.T. >> OKAY.
  • SO SHE KNOWS ONE LITTLE THING ABOUT ME.
  • THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHE KNOWS ME. AND IF I EVER MET TAYLOR SWIFT,
  • I'M BEATING HER ASS. >> WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM WITH
  • TAYLOR SWIFT? >> SHE'S A BITCH.
  • >> THAT'S WICKEDLY INSIGHTFUL. >> Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ME.
  • DON'T NONE OF Y'ALL KNOW ME. >> OKAY.
  • LET'S GO TO THE MAN WITH THE FEDORA THAT'S WAY TOO SMALL FOR
  • HIS HEAD. >> HEY.
  • HI. MY NAME'S MARCUS.
  • I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE YOU.
  • >> THANK YOU. >> BUT MY GUESS IS YOU'RE A LOT
  • LIKE ME. >> HELL, NO!
  • >> YOU KNOW, THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO LOOKS HEALTHY BUT WHOSE
  • CARDIOVASCULAR HEALTH IS IN SHAMBLES.
  • >> OKAY. SO WE TWINS.
  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> LIKE YOU KNOW EXERCISE IS
  • IMPORTANT, BUT YOU HAVE A HARD TIME COMMITTING TO IT.
  • AND YOU TRIED CROSS-FIT AND LOVED IT, BUT YOU LEFT BECAUSE
  • IT FELT TOO CULTY. [ APPLAUSE ]
  • >> THAT WAS PRETTY ON POINT. >> NO, NO.
  • WHATEVER. WHATEVER.
  • THAT'S UNIVERSAL. AND MARCUS?
  • HEY, MARCUS? YOU JUST MAD BECAUSE YOUR MAMA'S
  • A HO. [ BOOS ]
  • >> BABY, THAT IS NOT NICE. NOW, YOUR MAMA WAS KIND OF A HO
  • TOO. [ LAUGHTER ]
  • THESE PEOPLE JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU.
  • >> BUT THEY DON'T KNOW ME. >> WHY DON'T WE HEAR FROM THE
  • LADY WITH THE BEDAZZLED NECK BRACE?
  • >> HI. IT'S ACTUALLY A THICK CHOKER.
  • [ LAUGHTER ] I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS GIRL
  • CLEARLY LOVES BEYONCE. >> WHO DOESN'T?
  • >> OKAY. WELL, IN FAIRNESS, EVERYBODY
  • LOVES BEYONCE. >> BUT.
  • BUT, BUT, BUT. SHE IDENTIFIES MORE WITH
  • MICHELLE. >> I DO.
  • >> BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO FALL AND GET STEPPED
  • ON OVER BY YOUR FRIENDS. >> DAMN, BITCH.
  • [ LAUGHTER ] YOU JUST READ ME.
  • [ APPLAUSE ] >> BABY GIRL, I DID NOT KNOW
  • THAT YOU WAS OUT HERE STRUGGLING LIKE THAT.
  • >> WHATEVER, WHATEVER. EVERYBODY'S GOT A LITTLE
  • MICHELLE IN THEM. >> NOT ME.
  • I'M BEYONCE TO MY CORE. [ LAUGHTER ]
  • OBVIOUSLY WE'VE GOT? DEEP-ROOTED ISSUES HERE.
  • WHY DON'T WE BRING OUT OUR RESIDENT PSYCHOTHERAPIST?
  • SHE'S WELL VERSED IN FAMILY CONFLICTS BECAUSE HERS IS
  • FALLING APART. PLEASE WELCOME DR. JILL.
  • [ APPLAUSE ] >> HI, RAE RAE.
  • FULL DISCLOSURE. I'M NOT ACTUALLY A DOCTOR.
  • PEOPLE JUST CALL ME THAT BECAUSE I PLAY KEYBOARDS IN A FUNK BAND.
  • >> I DON'T CARE WHAT THIS WOMAN HAS TO SAY.
  • I DON'T KNOW HER. >> WELL, ACTUALLY YOU DO KNOW ME
  • BECAUSE YOU SWORE AT ME IN A WALMART PARKING LOT.
  • >> ON PICO? >> YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE.
  • I OFFERED TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR ANGER ISSUES.
  • AND WE HAD COFFEE AND WE BECAME GOOD FRIENDS.
  • >> I DON'T REMEMBER NONE OF THAT.
  • >> YEAH. WE TALKED ABOUT YOUR DAD AND HOW
  • HE SMOTHERS YOU. >> I BEEN SMOTHERING YOU?
  • YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID SOMETHING.
  • >> WE CRIED TOGETHER, ACTUALLY, AND YOU GAVE ME THE OTHER HALF
  • TO YOUR LOCKET. MINE SAYS "SISTERS."
  • >> OKAY AND MINE SAYS "FOR LIFE."
  • WHAT'S YOUR POINT? >> MY POINT IS YOU STILL NEED TO
  • PAY FOR THE DAMAGES TO MY CAR. AND SINCE WE'RE HERE WITH YOUR
  • FATHER I THOUGHT MAYBE -- >> WHO, ME?
  • NO, NO. I DON'T KNOW HER.
  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, HE DON'T KNOW ME.
  • >> YEAH. AND WE DON'T KNOW YOU.
  • >> YEAH, LADY, YOU DON'T KNOW US.
  • >> YOU DON'T KNOW US. >> YOU DON'T KNOW US.
  • >> SHE DON'T KNOW US. WE DON'T KNOW YOU.
  • >> OKAY. MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR A COMMERCIAL
  • BREAK.

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