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Ashton Kutcher Reveals How Adele Might Be Responsible for His Spiteful Mustache

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Ashton Kutcher Reveals How Adele Might Be Responsible for His Spiteful Mustache
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  • -Hey, I like this. I'm liking the mustache.
  • -Ooh. This old thing? -Wow.
  • -Yeah. -What's going down?
  • -Little lip jewelry.
  • -Wow. That's not what you call it at all.
  • It looks good. What is it for? A role?
  • -No. No, this is for real life.
  • -Oh. Oh, my gosh. [ Laughter ]
  • -No, here -- Okay, it's actually really -- It's kind of crazy.
  • So, I never intended to have this.
  • I don't think I look good with it.
  • But I'm keeping it.
  • -Okay.
  • -We -- My wife -- My wife has a friend
  • who's this very famous English singer.
  • Let's just say, right? -Okay. Sure.
  • -Okay? So she throws these birthday parties.
  • And they're kind of lavish.
  • -Adele?
  • -I don't know.
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -Did I nail it?
  • -♪ Hello from the other side ♪
  • -Yeah, every time.
  • So -- I sing it over the fence.
  • Anyway, so, she's like,
  • "Hey, she's having this birthday party. We have to go."
  • And I'm like, "Okay, we'll go to the birthday party."
  • I'm like -- And so she comes to the day of the birthday party,
  • she's like, "Listen, the theme for the birthday party
  • is 1970s New Year's."
  • And I'm like, "Who the --
  • throws a 1970s New Year's birthday party?"
  • Like, and I find out on the day of, right?
  • -I love that you just censored yourself.
  • That's amazing. No one's ever done that.
  • -I have children. -Oh, my God. That was --
  • I've never seen anyone -- do that ever.
  • -Oh, my God! You don't -- do that with the kids?
  • -I don't -- do that ever! -I mean, this -- is crazy!
  • [ Laughter ]
  • [ Cheers and applause ]
  • -Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
  • -So, she's like, "It's a 1970s birthday party.
  • I'm like, "Oh, well, we were both on the '70's Show.'
  • I think we got this," right? -Of course, yeah.
  • -So we can put this thing together.
  • So I get the bell bottoms out. I break them out.
  • And I'm putting them with some good boots and like a vest
  • and a scarf tied around the neck and like a thing.
  • And I'm looking in the mirror. And I've got a beard going.
  • And I'm like, "Oh, I'm going '70s stache.
  • Like, it's got to happen." -Ah.
  • -So I whittle everything down.
  • And I'm -- And it's thin.
  • I mean, it's like a high school boy
  • trying to grow a mustache thin. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
  • -But it looks great for the party. Right?
  • -Oh, yeah, perfect.
  • -So, we show up at the thing.
  • And my wife is in this timeless jumper
  • that could have be from any --
  • So we show up. And I'm looking around.
  • And nobody else is in 1970s anything. Right?
  • And I'm like, "What kind of -- What the hell --"
  • The theme for the party's 1930s New Year's.
  • And I look like Burt Reynolds from -- "Boogie Nights."
  • And I'm like, "This is a joke." And I'm, like, walking around.
  • And what, are you gonna be like, "I got the decade wrong"?
  • So, I'm just playing it off
  • like this is how I'm doing it these days.
  • And I'm like, "What's up, Jay-Z?
  • Yeah, this is my thing now."
  • [ Laughter ]
  • And it was really awkward. -Yeah.
  • -And so now it's a spite 'stache. And I'm keeping it.
  • -Oh, yeah.
  • -This is payback. -It's a spite 'stache. Yeah.
  • -It's a full blown spite 'stache.
  • And now she likes it. So now I can't get rid of it.
  • -Wow. No, it looks good. You can pull anything off.
  • -Thank you. -Come on. Please. How are the --
  • How is the family? How are the kids?
  • -I feel like a baron.
  • -It's like kind of a little baron --
  • -I'm going to get a little tweaky,
  • so I can be like a real baron. -Are you gonna really?
  • Is that your next move? -I'm thinking about it.
  • -Get the mustache wax and go for a little tweak on it?
  • -Maybe. -Yeah. Last time I was here,
  • you told me to lose my mustache.
  • -You've got -- I mean, that was a -- That was a beef cake.
  • -Yeah, it was a thing, yeah. -I mean, it was beef-cakey.
  • -It was a lot, yeah. It got out of control real fast.
  • -Mine's like an aristocrat.
  • -Yeah. -It's a little thinner,
  • because that's just how it comes in.
  • -Yeah, mine was like a co-star.
  • -Yeah.
  • -It was a co-star. It was too much.
  • Too much stache. -It was strong.
  • -It was pretty strong, yeah. But you talked to me. You came on.
  • You didn't lie. You were like, "It doesn't look good.
  • Yeah, get rid of it." -It was, like, Bulgarian.
  • -Yeah. Alec Baldwin yelled at me, too.
  • He came on, he goes, "What's that for?
  • What are you doing? Are you doing a bit?
  • I'll do a bit with you." I go, "I'm not doing a bit."
  • He's like, "Well, why are you wearing that mustache?"
  • I go, "This is my mustache."
  • He goes, "It looks terrible. Why would you do that?"
  • You can't say that. Talking about my face.
  • -Your face is handsome. -Thank you. I appreciate --
  • -Yeah, every time I go in to my business manager,
  • I have to look at your face.
  • Did you know that? -No.
  • -You've got -- There's a poster
  • of you and Drew Barrymore in the bathroom.
  • And every time I take a leak --
  • It's, like, signed like, "Put this in your bathroom.
  • Love, Jimmy."
  • And every time I go there to go to the bathroom --
  • -Well, wait, no. You know what I wrote on there.
  • I wrote, "Don't hang this in the bathroom."
  • -It's in the bathroom! And I got to look at you every time I pee.
  • And it's a little weird for me.
  • -Well, it's just an odd thing. 'Cause I sign things for people.
  • And I go, "Just do me a favor,
  • don't hang this in a weird spot."
  • -It's in the John. -Oh, my God.
  • I'm going to call them tomorrow.
  • Silvaggio -- I'll call that dude.
  • I want to talk to you about this.
  • 'Cause I think this is fascinating.
  • I don't know if you guys know this about Ashton Kutcher here,
  • but he's one of the top tech investors in the world.
  • And you're really great at it.
  • You pick some good stuff. You're a taste-maker.
  • And I didn't know -- When I --
  • I think I met you -- This has got to be 10 years ago
  • when I first started talking to you about this.
  • I'm like, "I just know you as the actor."
  • And I thought you were just kind of goofy.
  • I don't know. And fun.
  • And you're like, "No, dude, you get this," blah, blah,
  • And you started getting into it.
  • I'm like, "Whoa, I can't even hold my own against you."
  • You know what you're doing, man.
  • -We moonlight as technologists, you and I.
  • -We really do. -This is our thing.
  • -But you hit homers, dude, I mean --
  • -We're doing alright. -Airbnb, Spotify.
  • I mean, this is -- -Yeah, we're having fun.
  • -Uber. -Yeah.
  • -Ashton, how did you get into this?
  • Did you know that you were good at this?
  • -I just started using the stuff.
  • I mean, I was like one -- I was early on Twitter
  • and started using that. -Yeah
  • -And just started -- I just started using all these things.
  • And I was like, "This is fantastic."
  • And then just sort of found a knack for it.
  • And then after a while,
  • the track record is what the track record is.
  • But you kind of never look back.
  • And we just keep looking for the next thing that's wonderful.
  • -I love that you do that, though.
  • -It's really fun. -Yeah, it's crazy.
  • -I met with like two companies in New York today.
  • -Really? -Yeah, it's amazing.
  • -Yeah, 10 years ago, you were telling me
  • that you were meeting with this guy.
  • And I go, "Ashton Kutcher. That's just fantastic.
  • I never knew this part about you."
  • -I met with this company this morning that's in New York
  • right underneath your nose. It's called Noom.
  • And it's like a -- -I know Noom.
  • -It's unbelievable! -It's a weight loss thing.
  • -It's unbelievable what they're building.
  • -I clearly don't have the app. But I mean --
  • -It's a weight loss thing. [ Laughter ]
  • -"I've been using Noom for about four weeks now."
  • -"We've been really stocking up on Noom as of late."
  • -"Please get Jimmy to sign up to Noom."
  • -Before. After.
  • -Are you doing -- So are you going to be investing in Noom?
  • -I think so. I like them. -Wow.
  • -I don't know. I mean, we're, like, working things --
  • We're seeing what -- You know,
  • because they've already raised money
  • in the thing. But I really like the company.
  • I think they're doing incredible things.
  • They're helping a lot of people.
  • -I love that you're doing that. And just gives --
  • I don't know, I just -- I think it's awesome that you do that.
  • 'Cause I look up to you a little bit.
  • I go, "Look at Ashton just crushing it."
  • -Thanks, Jimmy. -I'm psyched, buddy.
  • Let's talk about your second job, acting.
  • [ Laughter ]
  • "The Ranch," congratulations.
  • This Friday is a whole slew of brand-new shows.
  • -Brand-new shows, yes.
  • -This is the longest running multi-cam sitcom on Netflix.
  • -Yeah. -That's pretty cool.
  • You're making history. -That is pretty cool.
  • -That's fun. -They told me that.
  • They told me that. And I didn't even really realize it.
  • We had shot like 80 episodes or something.
  • I didn't even realize it. I was like, "Wow."
  • I mean, you know, it's like -- Time sort of just goes by.
  • And you just keep working and working and working.
  • And you look back and you go, "Wow, what happened?"

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Ashton Kutcher shares the story of a birthday party (maybe) Adele threw that led to him growing a mustache, discusses how he became a top technology investor and reflects on The Ranch's history-making Netflix run.

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