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7 Very Petty Crotch & Boob Tattoos | MTV Ranked

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Apr 07, 2019

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  • Oh my (bleep) gosh. What the (bleep) is this?
  • Oh my gosh.
  • This is crazy.
  • What the (bleep), bro? Are you (bleep) serious?
  • - Oh God. - This (bleep) so (bleep) big!
  • Why did you put, "I like it in the (bleep)?"
  • Oh my God, bro. (Bleep) I'm about to freak out.
  • Oh my God, bro. Oh my God.
  • Melody, will you please explain to us why the (bleep)
  • you put this on her?
  • Worst (bleep).
  • So, she doesn't really like, tell me (bleep)
  • about her, like, sex life at all, except for a buttscapade.
  • What is a buttscapade? Like, butt play?
  • It was only one time. And now this is forever.
  • She needs to, like, stop bashing me so much.
  • She doesn't like the (bleep)
  • that I do, and she can do freaky (bleep).
  • Now everyone's gonna wanna do my (bleep) bro.
  • I'd do it in the (bleep). Nicole?
  • No comment.
  • Damn. What is that (bleep)?
  • To me, it looks like a piss bag.
  • What the (bleep)? That's humiliating.
  • I basically wanted to remind her who she really is,
  • and that's the bed wetter.
  • Hell no. I don't wet the bed no more.
  • Sometimes I do, I had two kids, you can't help it.
  • The placement, bruh? What the (bleep)?
  • Wait, so what's the story behind the tattoo?
  • 'Cause she's getting older,
  • and she thinks she's all that and a bag of chips.
  • So I had to bring her back down to Earth.
  • Wow.
  • What the (bleep) is this, bruh? What is this?
  • This is a catfish tattoo.
  • Why would you do this?
  • To teach your ass a lesson.
  • That's (bleep) up. I don't even know, man.
  • You did not need to go right here, of all places.
  • I feel like it needs to be right there
  • so you can see that (bleep).
  • I'm done.
  • Deaijia, can you explain the meaning of this tattoo?
  • It was supposed to be a half human/catfish,
  • just to represent the sugar daddies that she messes with,
  • and the men that play her.
  • I mean, I've learned my lesson and I still think it's (bleep)
  • up that she put it in this spot.
  • I don't think there's any coming back from this.
  • I don't think I can forgive her for this one.
  • Oh my (bleep) gosh. What the (bleep) is this?
  • Oh my gosh. This is crazy. What the (bleep) were you thinking?
  • That's the secret that I wanted to tell you.
  • That's the demon semen.
  • Why?
  • Your baby mama is the devil. She evil, bro.
  • What the...
  • And that baby y'all having, that's a demon baby.
  • This is really on me right now. Forever.
  • It's permanent.
  • How am I supposed to cover this up?
  • You're not. You can't cover the baby up.
  • So, this is the way that you decided to tell him
  • that she was evil?
  • By making me give birth to the devil.
  • Yeah.
  • God damn.
  • Your penis is gonna look like it's the devil baby's penis.
  • It basically is.
  • Definitely mad right now. She lucky this camera's rolling.
  • Oh my gosh.
  • You had no idea she hated her this much?
  • She literally the devil in human form.
  • But if he's your brother, like,
  • wouldn't you want the situation to get better?
  • It is gonna get better
  • 'cause now he's aware of her evilness.
  • Wow. Trash can? In your face? Why?
  • There were times when we were getting intimate,
  • but you had body odor that I was just like, you know,
  • I don't know if I could pursue you on that level.
  • So you tell me in a tattoo.
  • Why'd you put the trash can on that spot?
  • Next to her hoo-ha.
  • You gave me a trash can by my cooter.
  • As a woman, that's kinda where a lot of your body odor is.
  • I quit!
  • Girl, I think it's (bleep) up.
  • It is (bleep) up.
  • But I've never gotten complaints before.
  • Hmm.
  • Taking off the shades.
  • What the (bleep)? No! There's boobs on my back.
  • It's a good thing.
  • No, this is not a good thing. This is (bleep) up.
  • This is a detailed portrait of some (bleep)
  • boobs on my god damn back.
  • I know, that is like, high quality.
  • No girl, what the (bleep). No!
  • Somebody's gonna see that (bleep) and be like, "What the
  • (bleep) were you going through when you got some (bleep)
  • boobs on your (bleep)," like...
  • Why did you put boobs on her back?
  • Jaz has always been, you know, kinda flat chested,
  • and I know she probably wish she had more.
  • I gave her more.
  • - On my back? - On your back.
  • What is my mama gonna say?
  • What's dad gonna say?
  • This is what I gotta live with for the rest of my life.
  • (Bleep) it, I got boobs on my back.
  • Oh.
  • Oh my God.
  • I love it.
  • You do?
  • Yeah. Yeah, I do.
  • What the (bleep)?
  • Yo! That is one of the most (bleep)
  • up tattoos I've ever seen in my God damn life.
  • Same. And I love it.
  • I love that you love your mom,
  • but she thinks that I'm just the flavor of the week.
  • I'm permanent. I have a number one spot.

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A look back at the pettiest tattoos in ‘How Far Is Tattoo Far?’ history, including an extra set of boobs, a crotch tattoo, and more.

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