In the year 2020, it will be 420 for 30 consecutive days.
We share a pretty fair amount of genetic similarities with bananas.
Late to the party but the one thing that makes me get a head ache is that blind people do not see black. They see nothing. Try this. Try to see something out of your elbow. Or try to look at something behind you by seeing out of the back of your head.That is what blind people see. This fucks with my mind every time I think about it.
The questions what, when and where can be answered by replacing the "W" in each word with a "T".
Trying to imagine a new colour.
There is a non-zero chance that a tornado could ravage a junkyard and create a functioning automobile.
There's also a non-zero chance you could run full speed at a tree and pass through it.
A woman with no daughters is the first woman in her line of ancestary since the begining of time, that doesn't have a daughter.
Her mother had a daughter, her grandmother had a daughter and so on.
Breathing switched to manual.
And increased awarness of how your tounge is sitting in your mouth.
You have a random itch somewhere.
You can see your nose and some people can see their glasses.
Y'all fuckin me up.
Inside your stomach
Europes 'The Final Countdown' is now playing in your head.
'The Final Countdown' (Earrape edition) played on full volume.
Everyone has been an infant, but no one really knows what it is like to be one.
That if you tear a fishing net there is less holes in it.
Works great with small children.
Catch them in a lie. Doesn't matter how small a lie. Then ask them to stick their tongue out.
Tell them you can see that they're lying by looking at their tongue.
After doing this a few times they'll totally believe that you can see they're lying by looking at their tongue.
When my kids really were innocent they'd come running with their mouths open to show me their tongues and how they aren't lying.
When they are lying they would show as little of their tongues as possible.
One little mind fuck and they roll over on themselves every time...
You were, at one point, the youngest person on earth and you will be the last person to die in your lifetime.
You are a brain inside of a skeleton your body is just a vessel like a vehicle for your brain.
I'M A WAR MACHINE.
Graham's number is unimaginably huge, in the sense if you memorised all of its digits, your brain would collapse into a black hole.
(not an exaggeration).
I know what I'm doing this weekend.
As another comment mentioned the 4th dimension, I felt like it's better as a mind fuck to explain it like this.
To a two-dimensional being, like the characters in the original Street Fighter ,
Their entire world exists in two dimensions. They can face 2 directions with no way of looking "out" of the screen.
They wouldn't even be aware that there is a "fourth wall on their world.
So with this kind of logic we wouldn't have any idea, as 3D objects, that there's a 4th dimension that has beings that are capable of looking in on us.
It's not even something we can reasonably envision, like a window looking through dimensions.
It's something so foreign and alien that we can only describe it with the above analogy of 3D people viewing 2D objects.
The word OK is just a stick figure laying on its back.
Haha can never unsee.
"bed" is an alphabetical illustration of itself.
OGC is a guy wanking.
My life has new meaning.
The word boob is, in sequence, boobs as viewed from the top, then the front, then the side.
Read rhymes with lead, and read rhymes with lead.
But read doesn't rhyme with lead, and read doesn't rhyme with read.
Sean Bean's name not rhyming.
Is the "s" or the "c" in scent silent?
$10,000 and they say yes they would
probably do that same thing for nine
thousand nine hundred ninety nine
dollars nine thousand nine hundred
ninety eight dollars and so on at what
point would one dollar below what they
agreed to be too little did you know
that the human brain will completely
skip over the second B in this sentence
you don't choose your thoughts they
occur and you are the experience of the
master they've happened last first day
ISM the theory that the universe was
created last Thursday but was created to
give the appearance of being billions of
years old you were created with memories
going back to before the universe
existed fossils were created as fossils
not as dinosaur ctc I believe it was
originally created as an argument
against Krishna Sam and there is also no
way to disprove the theory after all
these years the pool on the Titanic is
still full of water when you put on your
underwear inside out the entire universe
is wearing your underwear except you if
you sit on a voodoo doll of yourself
would you ever be able to stand up it
starts with a simple deck of playing
cards they seemed harmless enough fifty
two thin slices of laminated cardboard
with colorful designs printed on their
sides yet is another illustration of the
mantra that complexity begins from the
most simple systems the number of
variations that these fifty-two cards
can produce is virtually endless the
richness of most playing card games
those itself to this fact the total
number of ways you can arrange the cards
in a deck is 52 times 51 times 50 all
the way down to zero or 52 factorial
here's what it looks like huge fucking
number this number is beyond
astronomically large I say beyond
astronomically large because most
numbers that we already consider to be
astronomically large are mere
infinitesimal fractions of this number
so just how large is it let's try to
wrap our puny human brains around the
magnitude of this number with a fun
little theoretical exercise
start a timer that will count down the
number of seconds from 52 factorial to
zero we are going to see how much fun we
can have before the timer counts down
all the way start by picking your
favorite spot on the equator you're
going to walk around the world along the
equator but take a very leisurely pace
at one step every billion years make
sure to pack a deck of playing cards so
you can get in a few trillion hands of
solitaire between steps after you
complete around the world trip remove
one drop of water from the Pacific Ocean
now do the same thing again walk around
the world at 1 billion years per step
removing one drop of water from the
Pacific Ocean each time you circle the
globe continue until the ocean is empty
when it is taped one sheet of paper and
place it flat on the ground now fill the
ocean back up and stop the entire
process all over again adding a sheet of
paper to the stack each time you've
emptied the ocean the Pacific Ocean
contains seven hundred and seven point
six million cubic kilometers of water
the equatorial circumference of the
earth is 40 million in 75,000 and 17
metres do this until the stack of paper
reaches from the earth to the Sun take a
glance at the timer you will see that
the three leftmost digits haven't even
changed you still have eight point zero
six three e to the 67th power more
seconds to go so take the stack of
papers down and do it all over again one
thousand times more unfortunately that
still won't do it there are still more
than five point three eight five e to
the 67th power seconds remaining you are
just about a third of the way done one
astronomical unit the distance from the
earth to the Sun is to find as 149
million five hundred and ninety seven
thousand eight hundred and seventy point
six nine one kilometers to pass the
remaining time start shuffling your deck
of cards every billion years deal
yourself a five-card poker hand each
time you get a royal flush buy yourself
a lottery ticket if that ticket wins the
jackpot throw a grain of sand into the
Grand Canyon keep going and when you
filled up the canyon with sand removed
of rock from Mount Everest now empty the
canyon and start all over again when you
leveled Mount Everest look at the timer
you still have 5.3 642 the 67 to power
seconds remaining you barely made a dent
if you were to repeat this 255 times you
would still be looking at 3.0 to 4 e to
the 64th power seconds the timer would
finally reach zero sometime during your
250 sixth attempt a Royal Flush occurs
in one out of every six hundred and
forty nine thousand seven hundred and
forty hands Mount Everest weighs about
357 trillion pounds of course in reality
none of this could ever happen sorry to
break it to you the truth is the Pacific
Ocean will boil off as the Sun becomes a
red giant before you could even take
your fifth step in your first trek
around the world somewhat more of an
obstacle however is the fact that all
the stars in the universe will
eventually burn out leaving space a dark
ever expanding void inhabited by a few
scattered elementary particles drifting
a tiny fraction of a degree above
absolute zero the exact details are
still a bit fuzzy but according to some
reckonings of the reckoning all this
could happen before you would have had a
chance to reduce the vast Pacific by the
amount of a few backyard swimming pools
on top food chain when stark New Game+
on that blue haze one left two chairs no
brass tube a mic
you stay like semi ring yet fine cripes
wheatgrass faster than a Tesla they say
I'm exhausted looking best looks like
I'm crazy I looked it
Ever heard something and couldn't stop thinking about it? Here are 26 mindblowing shower thoughts that'll keep you busy for the next couple of days. Especially the last one. Narrated by Graham The Christian.