16 Times *Ex*-Employees Destroyed Their Boss

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05:53   |   Sep 04, 2017


16 Times *Ex*-Employees Destroyed Their Boss
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  • I quit - adam (In case you couldnt see you or hear dumb-dumb)
  • Adam fuck you, even though, you knew this time would come there's no way to prepare your heart for such a loss
  • I am so sorry Alex two weeks notice polo Food Center this place blows I quit
  • This is a drawing of a dinosaur
  • It is also my two weeks notice as today is my last day at this company not on earth
  • I wanted to send a personal message to each person on the destroy list
  • For reasons that should be obvious I'd rather not assign a name to each message
  • But hopefully each of you is self aware to the extent that you can figure out, which messages for you here
  • We go fuck you fuck you you're cool
  • Fuck you never got to know you
  • But you seemed Pleasant fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you you're cool. You're cool
  • You're also I always wanted to ask you out, but you seem unapproachable
  • Fuck you. Fuck you your heart. Fuck you you are the worst person in the world you're funny
  • Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you take care, and I hope to see eight of you again in the future
  • Greg I quit now that's better. This is how I'm turning in my two weeks notice
  • I can't even begin to understand the depth of your loss dear mr.
  • Smith as a graduate of an institution of higher education. I have a few very basic
  • Expectations chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel
  • After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties
  • I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time asking me a network administrator
  • to explain every little nuance of
  • Everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time
  • But also a waste of precious oxygen I was hired because I know how to network computer systems
  • And you were apparently hired to provide
  • Amusement to myself and other employees who what you vainly attempt to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth time
  • You will never understand computers
  • Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options you will also never understand
  • Why people hate you, but I'm going to try and explain it to you even though
  • I'm sure this will be just as effective as telling you what here's your shiny new iMac has more
  • Personality than you ever will to the boss from Andrew X employee
  • Details you are a drunken fig with no foresight, or business acumen. I hope you die in a house fire
  • Fuck you. I quit telephone
  • 1-800 kiss my ass email smoke cock at your expense calm don't contact after an appropriate period of
  • Deliberation I have come to the decision to tender my resignation from this company effective immediately as such I have decided to become a professional
  • pirate it has always been a dream of mine to live the life of a
  • Swashbuckling Corsair beholden to none and master of all I survey
  • Once my crew of unabashed ribs is assembled
  • we shall take to the capacious expanse of the high seas to pursue fortune fame and
  • Hair-raising adventure our paths may not be filled with the porcine comforts and technological marvels that this company provides
  • But we shall nonetheless move forward to carve a name for ourselves
  • And the annals of bold insurgency and death-defying
  • Daring do once I have a keen blade at my hip and the Jolly Roger is flapping high above me
  • I believe I will find my true calling please note that I'm currently
  • Accepting applications for first officer if you are at all interested in applying
  • I will provide a full medical and dental plan which will offer immediate coverage of all maladies other than scurvy and the occasional bout of
  • Rickets a program as resignation notice this was found on the boss's computer the designer you treat like shit has quit unexpectedly
  • Your company and other employees are not affected click
  • Renegotiate to discuss terms for new contract click a chart to find out how badly you fucked up
  • All right, you guys. It's been real real shitty. Ha ha see what I did there, but seriously
  • I've learned so much from working here the past year and a half. I've learned to the Steel's and how they do it
  • I've learned who cheats the commission system. I've learned who does drugs at work
  • I've learned who knows about all of these things and covers it up. I've learned what else you've been covering up, too
  • I've learned about the multitude of laws that this company violates. I've learned that it's time to switch markers
  • I've learned that the worse you are at your job the better your job security
  • Is I've learned all of this and so much more and thank to the magic of the internet soon
  • Everyone else will learn about all of these things to enjoy it while it lasts PS
  • Can I still loose you guys as a reference my bots can change his own damn sign I?
  • Quit before I say my final goodbyes. I want to thank every single one of you Kara
  • You've got a great personality and Tom Lee is at your ass every time you walk by just an FYI
  • Steve I know you've been going to masturbate in the bathroom every day
  • My manager Chuck its jack that keeps stealing the staples out of your stapler everyone in the office for the past six months
  • I've been urinating in the water cooler before everyone else got to work
  • I hope you all need successful careers after I leave you guys deserve it sir, babe
  • Hi, I apologize for not tendering my resignation soon arrived been stuck under a bus
  • Suck it to management. This is my official letter of resignation
  • Unfortunately, I have too much testicular velocity for this job my deepest apologies
  • You

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