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10 FUNNIEST AUDITIONS EVER ON BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT!

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May 02, 2018

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  • All right a moment to be here, yes, all right, I don't mean be here. I meant yes
  • What's your name? My name is a grave. Well, Do you want me full name or get people?
  • They'd be full names Mac or grain, but legs, but everybody calls me grain in fact
  • I didn't even know I called Mac also about 11 because no
  • And then it took me a year to figure out how to spell it because it's it's an awkward my name is man
  • You're very likable very
  • Just give you a compliment you're very likable the organ playing is what you'd like to be doing a full time
  • The organ playing yes, yeah, I play the organ yeah
  • Do you say go I do, I just
  • The banter and the chat the beginning of the act went on so long
  • I mean I kind of fell in love with him just from that opening chap
  • Anyway every no
  • Oh, so it's not was horrific. Oh
  • Because you you were smiling at us in this weird way the whole way through I can cut the smile
  • Can I hear you singing and playing the organ together, but without the weird smiling we are going smell
  • It's like eating
  • vanilla ice cream with a sausage
  • They don't go together
  • vanilla and sausage
  • Have you ever thought just doing stand-up comedy um I've I thought about doing stand-up comedy yes you we're talking
  • Is that a proposal no no no not to my knowledge
  • We've got three bonny lads behind a screen
  • And as the gorgeous girl is gonna meet him and name's Amanda come in Amanda
  • You know I'd love to see the screen goes back. She doesn't like a look at the guy
  • She makes it clear dirt dirt dirt. Don't
  • Women why do you always come to the club with a friend that doesn't look as few as you
  • Yes, and guys just as you're about to get the cute ones number the friend comes along and messes it up completely
  • Yes, let me set the scene Alicia. Hi you're kind of cute. Oh, you're cute too here comes the friend
  • Not exactly a fool you are anata if I'm not getting the man, no one's getting a man
  • Action films I love them paper action hero Arnold Schwarzenegger yes cuz swats Negar is always asking questions
  • What the hell is going on
  • And he's always trying to explain his drama to other people that don't care some men just try to kill me I
  • Think they were spies or something heavy from work he was the boss
  • On my hands blood on my knives. He tried to take my life to town
  • Where that said we're gonna do
  • I can always sense when an act wants me to have their back, and I certainly did have his back
  • But he didn't need it because he got an 2x golden buzzer
  • Do you think that what you're going to do for us is suitable for the Royal Variety I do indeed yes, okay?
  • You've got 10 minutes to possibly change the rest of your life. Good luck
  • But now to let you know really shaking
  • What you do first um I'm gonna try to balance in a campaign
  • I bought the trampling for my kids my boys for in the back garden. I just start bouncing with them and
  • Some of the friends of us told me you know I should do it Britain's Got Talent
  • I think you're secretly really good at trampolining on
  • U6
  • My name is mrs.. Farida far, and I come from Somerset. This is Harriet, right?
  • This is dedicated to my husband. Where is Harry he's at home. He's a wonderful house husband, but please don't give him any DIY
  • It's all forget a flat-pack I cried why have you entered the show Freda?
  • I've entertained round the old people's homes for years. Yeah, all I really want you to do something different before I pop the coats are
  • You or were you married I am married I've been married three times darling best of luck Peter. I like you
  • Especially if you're only four four seven two
  • You can only happen on Britain's Got Talent
  • I'll get it together sighs I'm trying go
  • We don't look. I like you actually you're very naughty as for the act
  • Lovely to see you again nice to see you too, the stage is yours good luck all of it, okay?
  • Thank you that a few cold days, it's getting warm outside, and I like the warm weather because it makes me warmer
  • That's my form of joke
  • Is the world's worst comedian?
  • But somehow the world's funniest when my chicken has a birthday. I don't tell him
  • Because he would not understand
  • He does one-niners, but very absurd one-niners
  • I have another animal joke woof woof woof woof that that's a joke you can take home for your dog
  • Eamonn have you got a dog three? Will you tell your dogs my joke? Yeah?
  • I was thinking about that what you said it. Yeah, let me hear it woof woof woof woof
  • I'm not sure they're gonna understand. Can you try it with my accent?
  • Okay, thank you for making me sound so sexy
  • Does anybody like seeing couples kissing public. No now. What will I do?
  • And every time I do I always got to them and I stare directly at them and
  • Usually they stop, and then then they ask me do you mind and I'm like I don't mind
  • My name is goddess Candace, and in case you want to follow me. This is what I look like from behind
  • What are you gonna do for us today? I have a special guest for you, okay, can I invite sure yeah just for you miss
  • Wendy come on
  • Sit down
  • Hey, you can say good evening
  • You speak English
  • Come on hey say something no
  • What what why not it's fantastic come on I really did not see that coming it's presidency Doge yes
  • No no listen English see
  • Spanish let's not say okay
  • Hey when they listen to me you think I am stupid yes
  • So well you don't want to speak anymore no okay, and now oh yes, I want
  • You know you know how to see know what yes, yes, yes music, please we're gonna see something for you alright
  • Don't look at me look at the audience the exact
  • feelings come on
  • Nothing
  • Trying hard together, okay, please come on we say it's pretty good talent. Okay all together
  • What's your name Aaron Marshall are you wearing jeans or types?
  • 13 teams okay
  • How can I forget Aaron Marshall he literally?
  • Destroyed one of my favorite songs ever have you got a girlfriend yeah, girlfriend, yeah?
  • We're expecting a baby soon really congratulation was only well whenever you're ready good luck
  • The stockyard ride are the losses are not good bride two bags are
  • Not having that
  • I really did not see that coming
  • There was no fun in it whatsoever
  • It is not fun it wasn't funny
  • We've upset Amanda
  • I found that offensive I
  • Really hope you lose your voice this afternoon
  • That's how the voice from Simon's head
  • People I can hear you do an album of classics like
  • Anyone knows a choice of knives
  • David going forward, what would you do I could do hakuna matata next?
  • Well look if you're gonna do hakuna matata next I'm gonna say yes
  • It's a big fat cold icy frozen. No. I'm gonna say yes
  • D-did I work at body shop at the moment as a customer consultant, but your dream is to be a big
  • Yes, I'd love to be on stage
  • Did you bring anyone with you sir, yeah, my friend Christy, she work a body shop she did, but she's recently left
  • Why because she found a better job?
  • Hey willow Philip you've got roughly two minutes, let's do it, okay, I'm getting a pass today
  • I'd say
  • We're going to be health working out so everyone put your hands out in front of you spread your legs and do some squats
  • Diana baby
  • Isn't it right dog part would be power winching
  • And you know I'm gonna meet her
  • I mean
  • I
  • Think you're really funny, lovable you need a we
  • really nervous, sorry
  • You are a naturally funny guy Thanks
  • Slightly bonkers
  • But I like that
  • The winner of Britain's Got Talent top-10, LOL moments
  • How old are you net I'm eight the stage is yours sir
  • Why were people so excited about that talking dog on Britain's Got Talent Amanda Holden spin on it for years
  • I'm sorry what?
  • How dare he speak to my Amanda like that
  • Meeting handsome debt backstage, but I'm never quite sure which one's supposed to be the funny one
  • Dancing it was funny, but it was on the edge
  • My dad he's a crossdresser
  • He gets especially cross when he can't find his socks I
  • Was really worried for David Walliams when he's from when the River Thames for charity because of all that garbage
  • Going in his mouth
  • But since I'm watching bgt. I'm relieved. It's all coming out again
  • People really couldn't believe how could this little angelic looking child be so vile to us
  • but I'm I'm glad he was he was really really funny and
  • he did superbly well I
  • Loved the way. He took the mickey out of us. It was really quite Savage
  • You

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