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10 Dumbest Criminals Caught on Camera

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Dec 02, 2016

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  • 10 Dumbest Criminals Caught On Camera
  • Australian ATM Amateur
  • As we all know, it's essential when stealing an ATM machine to make sure that you take
  • your chain and your pick-up truck.
  • So when a guy from Queensland, Australia decided to do just that, he had all the necessary
  • equipment.
  • Like any good citizen, he tied his chain to the rear of his stolen truck and made his
  • merry way to innocently rob the ATM machine from a gas station.
  • He turned up at the store, smashed his way through the glass door with the help of his
  • trusty hammer, and made his way inside.
  • He tied his chain to the ATM machine, and then it was simply time to go home and count his earnings.
  • What the man didn't realise was that his chain had come unhooked, and that his vehicle wasn't
  • connected to the machine.
  • As a result, he drove away without any earnings.
  • A few minutes later, he logically returned to the scene of the crime in a bold attempt
  • to try again.
  • It was then that he realised his chain was too short.
  • So he left the scene without a cent, cashless, brainless and profitless.
  • YouTuber/Bank Robbery
  • After completing a successful bank robbery,
  • it's of course imperative to brag about your success on YouTube.
  • When 19 year-old Nebraskan Hannah Sabata stole a car, held up a bank at gunpoint and made
  • her getaway with $6,000, she decided to advertise her feat in a bizarre online video.
  • But it wasn't enough to be pragmatic about it.
  • so inspired by the creative hijinks of songsmith Bob Dylan, she did so wordlessly, artfully
  • holding up hand-written signs in front of the camera.
  • These signs spelled out the details of her crime, her feelings and her intentions of
  • how to spend the money.
  • The video also sees her fanning herself with the wad cash, pretending to smoke a cigar
  • and holding up the keys to the stolen vehicle.
  • In the footage, she describes the robbery as ''the best day of her life.''
  • Strangely, despite her dedication to remaining clandestine, the police somehow managed to
  • discover the perpetrator of the crime, and she was swiftly arrested and charged.
  • Hannah Sabata will spend between 10 and 20 years behind bars.
  • CCTV Bandana Botch Boys
  • Gloves, Check. Bandanas? Check.
  • Gun? Oh yeah.
  • Foolproof plan?
  • Nope.
  • But three out of four ain't bad.
  • CCTV footage from a London alleyway shows two men chatting while they slowly don what
  • they must believe to be the very best in robbery fashion.
  • Unfortunately for them, they are blissfully ignorant of the CCTV camera right beside them,
  • clearly capturing every detail of their stupid faces.
  • The would-be robbers then leave the alleyway, gun in hand, ready to rob their victim at
  • gunpoint.
  • Slightly out of shot, they approach the man, who is believed to have been targeted for
  • his expensive and flashy car.
  • When the potential victim runs away to alert police, the brave and noble robbers also run
  • from the scene.
  • Who knows what the pair were expecting, maybe they were anticipating a smoother transaction.
  • Pay as You Steal
  • Cell phones are expensive.
  • Cell phone contracts are expensive.
  • But we all need a cell phone.
  • So one cheeky chancer decided to try his hand at a brand-new money saving tactic in order
  • to save some cash and still receive his daily Instagram fix.
  • After casually wandering around a phone store for a little while, it was time for the plan
  • to be put into place.
  • Our thief in the making took some initiative, grabbed his favourite handset and made a dash
  • for the door.
  • But as we all know, cell phones are attached to their display tables by retractable cords.
  • So after a few steps, the phone flies out of his hand and lands on the floor.
  • Judging by the CCTV footage, the man was too embarrassed to make a quick getaway.
  • When the bemused store assistant enters the frame, the crappy crook looks bashful and ashamed.
  • He then casually wanders out of the store.
  • Back to the Nokia 3210 for this guy.
  • At least it has Snake.
  • The Wiener Stealer
  • Some people steal money.
  • Some people steal cars.
  • Some people steal diamonds.
  • And some people steal sausages.
  • In 2014, CCTV caught Ricardo Cardona as he spent twenty minutes trying to break through
  • the front door of his favourite local meat store, clearly in a desperate frenzy to appease
  • his drunken munchies.
  • After making his way inside, he entered the meat cooler, where he grabbed just a few scrumptious
  • sausages.
  • Now, We've all been drunk, and we all know that when the booze takes over, we want two things:
  • food and sleep.
  • And Ricardo was no different.
  • After firstly making his way to the exit, he re-entered the building and decided to
  • get comfortable in the office for a little nap.
  • He was then awoken by employees, who arrived the next morning ready to start work.
  • They found him with his feet kicked up on the desk, very much at home, and probably
  • dreaming of a big sausage smorgasbord.
  • He was later charged with criminal trespassing.
  • It is unknown whether Ricardo was allowed to keep the sausages, and which type his drunken
  • mind opted for.
  • A Dress To Impress
  • It's important to look good.
  • We can't all go around wearing the same clothes every day.
  • Pregnant Danielle Saxton felt this compulsion a little bit too much, so instead of waiting
  • for her next pay cheque, she made the ditzy decision to simply steal some new garments
  • and jewelry from her local boutique.
  • When the 27 year old arrived home with her loot, it was photo time!
  • She and her pals took a few snaps of a little modelling session, in which she posed wearing
  • the very best of her bargains.
  • She swiftly posted the images on Facebook, and like any self-respecting member of today's
  • social media society, she added one as her profile picture.
  • When the clothes store appealed online to find the thief, keen-eyed locals contacted
  • the store to report Danielle's brand-new wardrobe.
  • Most stupidly of all, one of the stolen pieces was a unique and distinctive fluorescent leopard-print
  • dress.. so it didn't take long to confirm that she was indeed the light-fingered thief.
  • Danielle was arrested and charged.
  • Uber Unfortunate
  • Cabs are useful for two things: a quick ride to another place, and a handy hold-up to earn some extra cash.
  • One charmless man decided to climb into the back of a cab, gun in hand, and demand that the driver hand over all of his money.
  • Unfortunately for the gunman, the cab driver had only just started his day at work, and was in possession of a measly $11.
  • not quite the jackpot scoop he was probably expecting.
  • It’ll buy you a coffee or two, but it’s not quite enough to retire to the Bahamas like a gang-lord kingpin.
  • During the robbery, CCTV footage overhears the gunman tell the driver to hand the cash over
  • “if you don’t wanna die”.
  • A few seconds later, he then tells him “I’m not gonna hurt you”...
  • Talk about mixed messages.
  • The crook’s luck soon goes from bad to worse, as it turns out the vehicle behind the cab is a cop car.
  • The cop casually walks up to the cab and nonchalantly arrests the criminal.
  • 18 year old Victor Martinez-Herrera faces up to 10 years in prison.
  • Permanently Stupid
  • When looking for a low-cost alternative to
  • an expensive disguise, there are a few options: stockings, balaclavas, a newly-grown beard,
  • the list goes on.
  • But two dopey robbers in Iowa, after deciding to get drunk and rob a house, had a different
  • plan.
  • In order to disguise themselves, they daubed their faces with permanent marker.
  • Yep, permanent marker.
  • Matthew McNelly and Joey Miller scribbled a bunch of lines and squiggles all over their
  • foolish faces.
  • One of them drew a beard and moustache, while the other wisely opted for something apparently
  • resembling a superhero mask.
  • It is alleged that they chose their victim because one of the men believed that his girlfriend
  • may have been having an affair with the homeowner.
  • Police were called to the scene after someone reported that men with painted faces were
  • about to rob a house.
  • The officers stopped the car at gunpoint and discovered them in the vehicle with the bizarre
  • and unusual drawings on their faces, and later joked about them having the 'worst disguise
  • ever'.
  • The pair were later charged with second-degree burglary.
  • It's a Knockout
  • To smash a car window, you need something
  • hard.
  • Something durable.
  • Something sturdy.
  • One Irish criminal in Drogheda decided that he fancied helping himself to a brand-spanking
  • new Mercedes, and step one in his well-crafted plan was to find an object and chuck it through
  • the window of the car.
  • So, he did all the right things.
  • He found a car, he put up his hood and he found a brick, the perfect tool for smashing
  • in a window.
  • CCTV footage then shows him approaching the car and getting ready to unleash the fury.
  • He throws the brick, his mind awash with images of wealth, happiness and success.
  • In just a few seconds, he'll be cruising along is his new steed, picking up chicks, making
  • men jealous and leaving a trail of smoke in his wake.
  • Unluckily for him, things don't go as anticipated.. the brick rebounds off the car window, hits
  • him in the head and knocks him out cold.
  • The footage shows him dropping to the ground and remaining there until discovered by the
  • landlord of a nearby pub, who initially suspected him to be the unfortunate victim of a hit
  • and run attack.
  • At first, the criminal claimed that he had been beaten up and left for dead.
  • But when the landlord noticed dents in the bodywork of what turned out to be his car,
  • it didn't take a genius for the truth to unfold.
  • Maybe next time he'll try using a sponge.
  • Bragging Rights
  • When you're committing a crime, there is one
  • golden rule: don't show your face.
  • At criminal college, that's the first lesson.
  • It's top of the list.
  • It's the motto of the criminal.
  • One robber obviously didn't read the how-to guide before embarking on his first ill-fated
  • heist.
  • The intelligent and sharp Rodney Knight Jr broke into the family home of a journalist
  • and his son, and stole two laptops, $400 in cash and a wind-proof winter coat.
  • After arriving home, Rodney concocted a cunning plan.
  • He decked himself out in his brand new coat, switched on one of the laptops, and took a
  • picture of himself wearing the coat and flashing the cash.
  • He then posted this picture on his Facebook..
  • Or so he thought..
  • Unfortunately for the 19 year old, he had actually posted the picture on the account
  • of the boy from whom he had stolen.
  • So when the boy's friends logged in on their profiles, they were able to clearly see the
  • smug mug of the man who had stolen the device.
  • Not surprisingly, Knight was quickly caught and charged for his crimes.
  • Next time Rodney, read the manual.
  • And don't experiment with the webcam.
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